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Norman Babcok ([personal profile] never_asked) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-10-12 11:42 pm
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I guess it was nice of you to find some icons for me. But I don't get it. Why me? Why are you writing for me? Are these my words or my own? Am I in the story? I don't WANT to be in a story, even if it's on the internet.

And who's Shia Lebouf? Why am I running from him?
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sneezes_like_kittens: (Haha riiiiiiiight...)

[personal profile] sneezes_like_kittens 2012-10-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Actually I've... never seen an actual zombie there, but I know something strange is going on there!
never_asked: (a little gross there)

[personal profile] never_asked 2012-10-15 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Like gnomes?

[That's weird even for him.]
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[personal profile] sneezes_like_kittens 2012-10-15 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well the gnomes tried to kidnap my sister to make her their queen. I'm pretty sure that counts as "weird".
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[personal profile] never_asked 2012-10-15 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Congrats, Dipper, you out-weirded Norman.]

I'm pretty sure if it was my sister, she wouldn't believe me even when they carried her off.
sneezes_like_kittens: (Oh no...)

[personal profile] sneezes_like_kittens 2012-10-15 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[C'mon, you tried to read a bedtime story to a ghost witch so that wouldn't attack your town!]

Yeah, well Mabel didn't think there was anything weird with her boyfriend until they kidnapped her.

[Well she thought it was a vampire at first, but details.]
never_asked: (a little gross there)

[personal profile] never_asked 2012-10-15 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[But GNOMES.]

Your sister was dating a gnome?
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[personal profile] sneezes_like_kittens 2012-10-15 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Pinches the bridge of his nose, mostly out of remembering the incident rather than Norman's question.]

She thought it was a vampire...
never_asked: (great look at me like that)

[personal profile] never_asked 2012-10-15 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess who got spared the Twilight craze.]

Why would she date a vampire?
sneezes_like_kittens: (There has to be something in this book..)

[personal profile] sneezes_like_kittens 2012-10-15 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[You are so lucky Norman.]

A little while ago she read this book about "vampires" that were pretty much the ideal men except they drink blood. She's been obsessing over vampires ever since.
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[personal profile] never_asked 2012-10-15 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't she know how pale they are? And gross? I mean, hasn't she read Dracula?
sneezes_like_kittens: (Oh no...)

[personal profile] sneezes_like_kittens 2012-10-15 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, I don't think the media cares anymore about how vampires kill you. I think the pale part is even a plus for them.
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[personal profile] never_asked 2012-10-15 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't know; romance isn't really my thing...
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[personal profile] sneezes_like_kittens 2012-10-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, although it's pretty obvious if you live with certain people.

... Anyway, I'm Dipper. Can't believe I talked this long without introducing myself...
never_asked: (oh hai dead person)

[personal profile] never_asked 2012-10-16 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
If you put it that way...

I'm Norman. Can't believe you even talked to me this long...
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