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[never_asked]

I guess it was nice of you to find some icons for me. But I don't get it. Why me? Why are you writing for me? Are these my words or my own? Am I in the story? I don't WANT to be in a story, even if it's on the internet.

And who's Shia Lebouf? Why am I running from him?

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[sneezes_like_kittens]

[You are so lucky Norman.]

A little while ago she read this book about "vampires" that were pretty much the ideal men except they drink blood. She's been obsessing over vampires ever since.

[never_asked]

Doesn't she know how pale they are? And gross? I mean, hasn't she read Dracula?

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Eh, I don't think the media cares anymore about how vampires kill you. I think the pale part is even a plus for them.

[never_asked]

I wouldn't know; romance isn't really my thing...

[sneezes_like_kittens]

Yeah, although it's pretty obvious if you live with certain people.

... Anyway, I'm Dipper. Can't believe I talked this long without introducing myself...

[never_asked]

If you put it that way...

I'm Norman. Can't believe you even talked to me this long...