human mjolnir ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[toweighworth]

This concept is ghastly. There is no amount of magic in all the Realms that could turn my form from that of the most fearsome and reliable weapon in the universe to a man. There is no worth in this idea, madam, and you must end it here and now.

You cannot possibly attempt to understand the role I have played and will play until the end of the universe. One touch, mundane, and the entirety of a person's self is bestowed upon me, whether I wish it to be or not. The Greeks spoke of a primordial god who bore the entirety of the world upon his shoulders—even he would not understand. He was incapable of knowing the true value of all those upon it, or even the world itself.

This is foolish, and you a fool for thinking of doing it.

[mjolnir dude seriously there are comics where thor is a frog, stop pussyfooting around]

...it is not at all the same. Do not play stupid.

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[veryastute]

That would be something of an understatement, Sir.

[toweighworth]

[Best buddy ever.]

It is very similar, the relationship betwixt Thor and I. Simply take it out of houses and suits and place it only within battle and worth, and that...that is a very accurate comparison, I would venture forth to say.

[veryastute]

I believe you will find that Mister Odinson will urge you to find worth outside your function now that you are in such a form. Mister Stark has done so in my case, at the least.

[toweighworth]

Now that I've no loop for him to wrap his hand about, I am quite certain he will find another use for me, and I for him. He did not create me, after all; I am my own being.

[Thor's also not the only one who can pick him up!]