Mjölnir (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
toweighworth) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
dear_mun2012-09-28 06:17 pm
toweighworth) wrote in dear_mun2012-09-28 06:17 pm
Entry tags:
human mjolnir ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This concept is ghastly. There is no amount of magic in all the Realms that could turn my form from that of the most fearsome and reliable weapon in the universe to a man. There is no worth in this idea, madam, and you must end it here and now.
You cannot possibly attempt to understand the role I have played and will play until the end of the universe. One touch, mundane, and the entirety of a person's self is bestowed upon me, whether I wish it to be or not. The Greeks spoke of a primordial god who bore the entirety of the world upon his shoulders—even he would not understand. He was incapable of knowing the true value of all those upon it, or even the world itself.
This is foolish, and you a fool for thinking of doing it.
[mjolnir dude seriously there are comics where thor is a frog, stop pussyfooting around]
...it is not at all the same. Do not play stupid.
You cannot possibly attempt to understand the role I have played and will play until the end of the universe. One touch, mundane, and the entirety of a person's self is bestowed upon me, whether I wish it to be or not. The Greeks spoke of a primordial god who bore the entirety of the world upon his shoulders—even he would not understand. He was incapable of knowing the true value of all those upon it, or even the world itself.
This is foolish, and you a fool for thinking of doing it.
[mjolnir dude seriously there are comics where thor is a frog, stop pussyfooting around]
...it is not at all the same. Do not play stupid.