human mjolnir ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[toweighworth]

This concept is ghastly. There is no amount of magic in all the Realms that could turn my form from that of the most fearsome and reliable weapon in the universe to a man. There is no worth in this idea, madam, and you must end it here and now.

You cannot possibly attempt to understand the role I have played and will play until the end of the universe. One touch, mundane, and the entirety of a person's self is bestowed upon me, whether I wish it to be or not. The Greeks spoke of a primordial god who bore the entirety of the world upon his shoulders—even he would not understand. He was incapable of knowing the true value of all those upon it, or even the world itself.

This is foolish, and you a fool for thinking of doing it.

[mjolnir dude seriously there are comics where thor is a frog, stop pussyfooting around]

...it is not at all the same. Do not play stupid.

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[colunderfire]

Muns tend to do some pretty stupid stuff. I'd get used to it.

[toweighworth]

I have no need to "get used to" anything, good sir. There is something that has no need in this situation and that is the idea of the hammer of the gods turned into a simple man.

[notjustinthemirror]

The lady upstairs is telling me you're supposed to be a hammer.

Funny, you don't look anything like a hammer.

[colunderfire]

Trust me, these mundanes go a bit above gods in our universes. There might not be a need, but that doesn't matter.

[norussianplz]

So you're a living weapon? That's what you're saying? Which one?

[toweighworth]

The idea is worthless; if there be no worth in such a thing, I need be nowhere near it.

There is greater need for me in my proper form.

[toweighworth]

Aye, the form of my creation is a hammer.

This vessel has no similarities to it, no.

[colunderfire]

Just be grateful they're not trying to put you in games yet. Although, it'd probably be a bit difficult.

[notjustinthemirror]

You look like a normal squishy human. Though being able to walk is probably better than laying around like... well like a hammer.

Think of all the fun things you can do now that you have arms!

[toweighworth]

I am Mjölnir, a tool to be used for the greatest of destruction or the most exquisite of creation. I was created to strike firmly despite the aim, to never fail, to always return, and to be able to shrink to fit within the jacket of the almighty Thor.

So they say.

[norussianplz]

So they say? Don't you know for sure?

[toweighworth]

I've no voice to speak with; aye, it would be quite difficult.

Impossible, perhaps.

[toweighworth]

[But being a hammer is the best thing ever! Because he's the best hammer ever!]

I had—and still have—things to do as "lay around" in the form I was crafted in. It would not have been done so were it not of use.

[notjustinthemirror]

[Even the best hammer doesn't have arms and legs and a mouth and the ability to talk. This is sort of an upgrade. Kind of.]

I didn't say hammers weren't useful. But now you have appendages!

Unless you're planning on just diving headfirst into people.

[toweighworth]

I do know, aye. I know what Mjölnir is, how he was crafted, his origins and legends and the battles he has fought alongside the god of thunder with.

What I do not know for certain, however, is what this is.

[He means being a human.]

[toweighworth]

[But he likes being mute!]

Why—what would make any think I would be diving headfirst into another?

[norussianplz]

Well, from where I'm standing, this looks like a man. Which, depending on your point of view, might be a good or bad thing.

[veryastute]

I find myself limited in my current form, as well, though I am certainly not a weapon.

[notjustinthemirror]

[But without a mouth how can you drink? THIS IS RELEVANT TO HIS INTERESTS.]

Well how else are you going to hit people?

Or nails. I'm not one to judge the interests of people who are also hammers.

[colunderfire]

Unless they send you as you are now.

[toweighworth]

[No one is asking for your point of view, Justin. Do you want to touch him and find out your worth?]

Aye, yes, I do know what a man is. [You're a man. Those people trying to pick him up on Midgard were mostly men. And men are terribly selfish.] Uncertainty lies within whether I am like men of Midgard or the men of my own Realm.

[toweighworth]

There are rules, and I do not believe I fit within them. This? This is soothing knowledge.

[toweighworth]

[There is no drinking in the heart of dying stars!]

...I do not strike without need, I have no intention of harming any who do not deserve it.

[norussianplz]

[Justin will pass on that, thanks. He knows his worth.]

This is just a guess, but I'm thinking you're like the men of your realm. Asgard, wasn't it? Yeah. Probably like them. Since, you know, we don't really have many magic hammer turned men on Earth.

[colunderfire]

I figured as much. You're luckier than some.