Mun is slow to find a game, but that's not the problem

[voluminous_one]

Sir Mundane, I feel I must protest. Do not be mistaken, my appetite for adventure is as large as ever, but Volstagg the Mighty cannot survive on such undertakings of glory alone. I know what must be done to survive in some of these 'games', and a meal of rat is not a meal at all.

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[voluminous_one]

You speak true, young Loki. The Lion of Asgard could make a meal as fine as any out of even the most inferior of meats.

There is still the matter of principal, however. After all, would you choose a stick of salted rat over a deer omelet?

[forcedreset]

Of course not! But I would choose challenge over idleness at every turn! Why, imagine how impressive you would look, were you to present a most succulent and delicious meal under such dire circumstances. I am sure that it would be the tastiest rat that I have ever eaten!