Brought to my attention by the recent update

[almostexclusivelyornery]

AM I ANGRY.
IS THAT SERIOUSLY YOUR QUESTION???
FROM MY PERSPECTIVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR OR SOME OTHER BULLSHIT EARTH MEASUREMENT SINCE YOU - OR ANYONE BUT HER IMPERIAL PSYCHOPATHY AND MY HORRIFYING EXCUSE FOR AN ANCESTOR FOR THAT MATTER - EVEN BOTHERED WITH ME, AND YOU HAVE THE GLOBES TO *ASK* ME IF I'M ANGRY?
I MEAN, EVERYONE ELSE HAS JUST BEEN ASSUMING THAT IN ADVANCE LATELY CONSIDERING MY MOIRAIL HAS BEEN MISSING IN ACTION FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG NOW.
HELL, I'M THINKING OF LUMPING HIM INTO "OLD FRIEND" CATEGORY AT THIS POINT, HOW DOES THAT SOUND!
SO YEAH, I'M AS FULL OF RAGE AS I USUALLY AM ACCUSED OF BEING FOR ONCE.
"USUALLY" NOW FURTHERMORE MEANING "SNIDELY BY THE STRIDER-LALONDES".
SURPRISE, I FEEL INCREASINGLY SICK OF THEIR SMUG ASSES, JUST BEING SHAKENLY WANTONLY HITHER AND FUCKING THITHER IN THE COZY EMBRACE OF THEIR MAGIC GOD PAJAMAS.
AND AS YOU SO PAINSTAKINGLY DEDUCED I REALLY FUCKING WISH I HAD AT LEAST GOTTEN STUCK WITH THE OTHER TWO HUMANS INSTEAD.
I WOULD HONESTLY TAKE FUCKING GHOSTBUSTERS OVER THIS HORSESHIT.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY KARKAT VANTAS.
SO YOU CAN LET ME GO BACK TO MY CANONICAL STATE OF GRADUALLY ROTTING IN A CORNER NOW.
OR IN YOUR THINK PAN, WHATEVER, SAME DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT.

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

you still have your space and time players
theres nothing to say that dave and i wont bite the big one
you would still be fine without us, game-wise

and ech thats really morbid to say and i realize it
but you know what i mean
you cant predict anything, it doesnt work

[almostexclusivelyornery]

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE ALL USED TO THINK WE COULD THOUGH, YOU KNOW?
LIKE WE COULD READ MINDS THIS, PREDICT TACTICS THAT.

BUT SKAIASHIT IS JUST UNKNOWABLE.
THE ALTERNIAN MPAA SLAPPED AN UNRATED ON IT.

[nukeoleptic]

i just really wanna know how its gonna end for all of us :/

[almostexclusivelyornery]

THAT'S LIFE FOR US, HARLEY.
PRECOGNITIVE PRETENSES OR NOT, WE'RE JUST FUCKING FICTION WAITING FOR A GODDAMN UPDATE IN THE END.
LIKE ONE OF YOUR SQUIDDLE SHOWS OR SOMETHING.
AND IN THE END.............
(I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M
ACTUALLY SAYING THIS
FEEL FREE TO LONG-DISTANCE FORCE CHOKE ME IF YOU WANT)
LIKE
IN SOME FUCKASS'S ROMANTIC COMEDY
ALL WE CAN DO IS
HOPE FOR... A HAPPY ENDING

[heart considered then but oh no this is too corny already ABORT ABORT]

[nukeoleptic]

:)
hearing you say that makes me happy, you know
and im sure we will get it
a happy ending, one way or another

[almostexclusivelyornery]

OKAY, GOOD.
I'M GLAD THAT YOU CAN
EVEN FEEL THAT WAY
<3

[nukeoleptic]

good luck, karkat :D
we will see you soon