Brought to my attention by the recent update

[almostexclusivelyornery]

AM I ANGRY.
IS THAT SERIOUSLY YOUR QUESTION???
FROM MY PERSPECTIVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR OR SOME OTHER BULLSHIT EARTH MEASUREMENT SINCE YOU - OR ANYONE BUT HER IMPERIAL PSYCHOPATHY AND MY HORRIFYING EXCUSE FOR AN ANCESTOR FOR THAT MATTER - EVEN BOTHERED WITH ME, AND YOU HAVE THE GLOBES TO *ASK* ME IF I'M ANGRY?
I MEAN, EVERYONE ELSE HAS JUST BEEN ASSUMING THAT IN ADVANCE LATELY CONSIDERING MY MOIRAIL HAS BEEN MISSING IN ACTION FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG NOW.
HELL, I'M THINKING OF LUMPING HIM INTO "OLD FRIEND" CATEGORY AT THIS POINT, HOW DOES THAT SOUND!
SO YEAH, I'M AS FULL OF RAGE AS I USUALLY AM ACCUSED OF BEING FOR ONCE.
"USUALLY" NOW FURTHERMORE MEANING "SNIDELY BY THE STRIDER-LALONDES".
SURPRISE, I FEEL INCREASINGLY SICK OF THEIR SMUG ASSES, JUST BEING SHAKENLY WANTONLY HITHER AND FUCKING THITHER IN THE COZY EMBRACE OF THEIR MAGIC GOD PAJAMAS.
AND AS YOU SO PAINSTAKINGLY DEDUCED I REALLY FUCKING WISH I HAD AT LEAST GOTTEN STUCK WITH THE OTHER TWO HUMANS INSTEAD.
I WOULD HONESTLY TAKE FUCKING GHOSTBUSTERS OVER THIS HORSESHIT.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY KARKAT VANTAS.
SO YOU CAN LET ME GO BACK TO MY CANONICAL STATE OF GRADUALLY ROTTING IN A CORNER NOW.
OR IN YOUR THINK PAN, WHATEVER, SAME DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT.

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

tl;dr you miss us :3

[almostexclusivelyornery]

YEAH I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT.

[nukeoleptic]

whoah
i didnt expect you to actually admit it

[almostexclusivelyornery]

THIS HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY FUCKING DRAINING YEAR JADE, DO NOT EXPECT THE REST OF THEM TO BE THAT EASY
I MET MY ANCESTOR AND IT WAS THE MOST TRAGICALLY DISAPPOINTING SHITFEST IMAGINABLE
THE LAST SANE TROLL ON THE METEOR HAS FINALLY FALLEN VICTIM TO THE FABLED FUCKING STRIDER-LALONDE "SWAG"
AND DAVE MADE UP THESE GODDAMN EBUBBLES.
I WOULD DEFEND NIC CAGE MOVIES IF IT GOT ME OUT OF THAT HELL-ON-A-FIERY-METEOR-STREAK AT THIS POINT.

[nukeoleptic]

i would complain about what we are doing on the ship
but we probably wont find out for a day or two >_>
and its not that bad karkat
at least dave and rose keep things interesting!!

Aaaaaah I wish I could match that

[almostexclusivelyornery]

INTERESTING YOUR ASS.
MY ASS. EVERYONE'S ASS IN PARADOX SPACE, THAT IS THE APPROXIMATE VALUE INTERESTING HAS TO ME AFTER PLAYING SGRUB.

ISN'T IT CUTE..

[nukeoleptic]

blah blah blah my name is karkat and im a cranky asshole

YES...

[almostexclusivelyornery]

BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!! I'M JADE HARLEY AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE EVEN DEAD!!! I'M JUST FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THE WHOLE FUTURE MY ENTIRE RACE HAS!!

[nukeoleptic]

:/
oh my god
you know i dont mean it like that

[meanerpeixes]

i thought you and whats his cape were bros
you were certunaly quick enough to team up to try an poke holes in me

[photorealist]

You need a better color.

Grey is boring.

[almostexclusivelyornery]

BELIEVE ME I AM PAINFULLY AWARE OF THE BOREDOM I IMPOSE WITH THIS COLOR MY ALIEN SOCIETY FUCKING DEMANDS OF ME.
SO WHAT IF GRAY IS BORING. ARE YOU TRYING TO ACT LIKE BLACK ISN'T?!

[almostexclusivelyornery]

OH, YES. BROS. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND.
AS THE IMPERIAL CONDESCE IN MINIATURE FORM I WOULD THINK YOU PRETTY WELL FUCKING ACQUAINTED ABOUT HOW STABBING TEAMUPS CAN BE COMPATIBLE WITH NONBROSHIP.

[almostexclusivelyornery]

IMPLYING I DO???

[meanerpeixes]

not reelly
i mean
i wanna stab someone i do it myshellf
sides
case you hadnt noticed my teammates are a bunch of chubs
too interested in stuff that aint krillin
which is why we lost

[almostexclusivelyornery]

AND THAT GUY WITH THE CAPE IS TOO INTERESTED IN IRONY, TURNTABLES, AND SMIRKING IN THE REFLECTION OF HIS SHADES.
END OF DISCUSSION.

[meanerpeixes]

careful nubs
your jealouseas showing

[almostexclusivelyornery]

MY REFINED AND DISCRIMINATING TASTE IS SHOWING.

[meanerpeixes]

not lookin so refined from here
but keep going
i like your attitide

1/3

[photorealist]

Hm...no, that's a good point! Hold on.

[photorealist]

[Annnnnnnd...]

[photorealist]

There! You're right, this is much better.

[You brought this on yourself, Vantas.]

[almostexclusivelyornery]

OH MY GOD

[NO...]

[almostexclusivelyornery]

YOU WOULD, WOULDN'T YOU?
FOR ACTUALLY RESPECTING THE VENERABLE INSTITUTIONS OF ALTERNIAN CULTURE INSTEAD OF PERVERTING THEM TO YOUR OWN ENDS
LIKE, HEY, HOW ABOUT WE ESTABLISH MOIRALLEGIANCES BEFORE ANYONE GETS THEIR CHITINOUS WINDHOLE SLIT IN FUCKING FUTILITY?
OH, OR WHAT ABOUT ACTUAL BLACK ROMANCES, DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THOSE EITHER?
NO LET'S JUST STICK OUR HEADS UP THE DEFORMED HUMAN FLUSHED ZONE SO FAR WE CAN'T EVEN SMELL ANYTHING BUT NOOK ANYMORE, LET ALONE SEE.

if the text becomes a bother i can cut out the html, just say the word!

[photorealist]

So anyway, greyfont, what's your deal? You sound grouchy.