Brought to my attention by the recent update

[almostexclusivelyornery]

AM I ANGRY.
IS THAT SERIOUSLY YOUR QUESTION???
FROM MY PERSPECTIVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR OR SOME OTHER BULLSHIT EARTH MEASUREMENT SINCE YOU - OR ANYONE BUT HER IMPERIAL PSYCHOPATHY AND MY HORRIFYING EXCUSE FOR AN ANCESTOR FOR THAT MATTER - EVEN BOTHERED WITH ME, AND YOU HAVE THE GLOBES TO *ASK* ME IF I'M ANGRY?
I MEAN, EVERYONE ELSE HAS JUST BEEN ASSUMING THAT IN ADVANCE LATELY CONSIDERING MY MOIRAIL HAS BEEN MISSING IN ACTION FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG NOW.
HELL, I'M THINKING OF LUMPING HIM INTO "OLD FRIEND" CATEGORY AT THIS POINT, HOW DOES THAT SOUND!
SO YEAH, I'M AS FULL OF RAGE AS I USUALLY AM ACCUSED OF BEING FOR ONCE.
"USUALLY" NOW FURTHERMORE MEANING "SNIDELY BY THE STRIDER-LALONDES".
SURPRISE, I FEEL INCREASINGLY SICK OF THEIR SMUG ASSES, JUST BEING SHAKENLY WANTONLY HITHER AND FUCKING THITHER IN THE COZY EMBRACE OF THEIR MAGIC GOD PAJAMAS.
AND AS YOU SO PAINSTAKINGLY DEDUCED I REALLY FUCKING WISH I HAD AT LEAST GOTTEN STUCK WITH THE OTHER TWO HUMANS INSTEAD.
I WOULD HONESTLY TAKE FUCKING GHOSTBUSTERS OVER THIS HORSESHIT.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY KARKAT VANTAS.
SO YOU CAN LET ME GO BACK TO MY CANONICAL STATE OF GRADUALLY ROTTING IN A CORNER NOW.
OR IN YOUR THINK PAN, WHATEVER, SAME DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT.

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

tl;dr you miss us :3

[almostexclusivelyornery]

YEAH I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT.

[nukeoleptic]

whoah
i didnt expect you to actually admit it

[almostexclusivelyornery]

THIS HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY FUCKING DRAINING YEAR JADE, DO NOT EXPECT THE REST OF THEM TO BE THAT EASY
I MET MY ANCESTOR AND IT WAS THE MOST TRAGICALLY DISAPPOINTING SHITFEST IMAGINABLE
THE LAST SANE TROLL ON THE METEOR HAS FINALLY FALLEN VICTIM TO THE FABLED FUCKING STRIDER-LALONDE "SWAG"
AND DAVE MADE UP THESE GODDAMN EBUBBLES.
I WOULD DEFEND NIC CAGE MOVIES IF IT GOT ME OUT OF THAT HELL-ON-A-FIERY-METEOR-STREAK AT THIS POINT.

[meanerpeixes]

i thought you and whats his cape were bros
you were certunaly quick enough to team up to try an poke holes in me

[almostexclusivelyornery]

OH, YES. BROS. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND.
AS THE IMPERIAL CONDESCE IN MINIATURE FORM I WOULD THINK YOU PRETTY WELL FUCKING ACQUAINTED ABOUT HOW STABBING TEAMUPS CAN BE COMPATIBLE WITH NONBROSHIP.

[meanerpeixes]

not reelly
i mean
i wanna stab someone i do it myshellf
sides
case you hadnt noticed my teammates are a bunch of chubs
too interested in stuff that aint krillin
which is why we lost

[almostexclusivelyornery]

AND THAT GUY WITH THE CAPE IS TOO INTERESTED IN IRONY, TURNTABLES, AND SMIRKING IN THE REFLECTION OF HIS SHADES.
END OF DISCUSSION.

I would say I'm sorry for this Karkat, but that would just be OOC

[clonksukcer]

see us hornless peeps have this weird thing called empathy
it means that when we see something you can only describe as
"twolegged baby woofbeast charging a hungry tentaclehorror"
we step in to make sure they dont bleed out too badly

[meanerpeixes]

well thats just weird
tho im flattered you thought you needed three of you just to clam me down
shows you respect the fork
even if you wont let me use it on you

[clonksukcer]

do i look like the kinda boy who lets a girl fork him on the very first date?
like to think i got more class than that

[photorealist]

You need a better color.

Grey is boring.

[almostexclusivelyornery]

BELIEVE ME I AM PAINFULLY AWARE OF THE BOREDOM I IMPOSE WITH THIS COLOR MY ALIEN SOCIETY FUCKING DEMANDS OF ME.
SO WHAT IF GRAY IS BORING. ARE YOU TRYING TO ACT LIKE BLACK ISN'T?!

1/3

[photorealist]

Hm...no, that's a good point! Hold on.

[photorealist]

[Annnnnnnd...]

[photorealist]

There! You're right, this is much better.

[You brought this on yourself, Vantas.]

[almostexclusivelyornery]

OH MY GOD

[NO...]

[clonksukcer]

id point out youd be raging your head off at the harley-egberts as well but i was distacted by the detail you dedicated to the sway of our hips
not gonna deny these are some mighty sweet outfits but you know my sis is off limits right?
there are some asses one shouldnt ogle no matter how choice they may be

[nukeoleptic]

john and i are way less infuriating than you and rose
just saying
for the record

[clonksukcer]

john believes nic cages filmography is gods gift to man
end of discussion

[roseintheshade]

Not that it doesn't appreciate the thought, Strider, but my posterior and I are quite capable of watching out for ourselves.

[clonksukcer]

its cool rose
the new trolls taught me all about checking my privilege and avoiding microagressions so nothing i do can ever be considered condescending and belittling anymore
im so post-offensive behaviour my burns have gender neutral stamps on them

[roseintheshade]

I assure you that my queries as to your emotional state are coming from a strictly academic place. I need to keep a constant log of these things, you know.

Anthropologists of the future will thank us both.

[almostexclusivelyornery]

ANTHROPOLOGISTS FROM THE FUTURE CAN KISS MY GRAY ALIEN ASS.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD IF YOU TAKE THAT AS REPRESSION OF ANY KIND I WILL GUT SAID ASS WITH MY OWN RED SICKLE GORILY AND REPEATEDLY.

[roseintheshade]

Well, I was going to phrase it as deflection of your own anxiety due cabin fever and anti-social disorder, but, you said it, not me.

You're also, as you have noted many times, the one with the sickle and the gray alien ass. So I'll defer to your analysis in this circumstance. Repression, it is.