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[force_a_nature]

Babe, I'm gettin' bored here. That whatcha really want?

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[scoutbot]

[BZZT]

[*click!*]

TARGET: INITIATED.

HEY CHUCKLENUTS.

ANYONE KEEPIN' TRACK'A MY HEADS BATTED IN?

HA. HA. HA. HA.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Jesus Christ you're a robot.

You're a robot me.

HOLY SHIT. THIS IS AWESOME.

[scoutbot]

[Stares.]

I AM [bzzt!] A ROBOT.

[bring_the_beatdown]

And your gonna go after this loser RED right? Cool. Have fun.

[And Scouts just gonna kick back with a soda and watch.]

[scoutbot]

[Scoutbot is confused.
He is not used to seeing these humans in blue. Though he has been instructed to kill mercenaries from both teams...]

NEGATIVE.

I WILL DESTROY ALL HUMANS.

[bring_the_beatdown]

No no no. See you got it all wrong.

[Arm around the Scout-bots shoulders now.]

See, you're me. You can't kill me. It'd be like killing you. You have to kill him.

[Points at the RED Scout.]

Don't worry buddy. I'll talk you through it.

[force_a_nature]

[ Folding his arms over his chest, Scout watched the pair of them with thinly veiled contempt.]

Really? This is how it's gonna be? Sidin' with the robots?

Can't say I'm surprised. Both of ya seem to got a screw loose.

[scoutbot]

[Scoutbot's eyes glow a very bright blue as he stares at RED Scout.]

ANOTHER HUMAN

SIGHTED.

[force_a_nature]

That's right. Human. Not some racketing bucket of bolts.

[bring_the_beatdown]

What? He's a robot. We could totally keep him as a pet. How cool is it to have a robot???

[force_a_nature]

[Okay, that he has to consider. Like really and seriously consider it. On one hand... robot! On the other...]

And the murderous rage? What then? It'd be like Old Yeller.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Couldn't Hardhat fix it? You know, make him not wanna kill everyone?

[force_a_nature]

Probably. It's his damn job, ain't it?

Course, if he failed... I get dibs.

[bring_the_beatdown]

What? No way! He's blue, clearly he's mine.

[force_a_nature]

Which means you ain't killin' him, I am.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Yeah yeah. Awright. I guess that's fair.

But I get ta watch!

[force_a_nature]

How's about this. You can even get second swing. Just because I'm feelin' generous.

[bring_the_beatdown]

I don't need your sloppy seconds!

[force_a_nature]

Awwww, come on. It's tag teamin'.

[bring_the_beatdown]

You sure? Because that sounds like a pity hit.

[force_a_nature]

Would I do that to you? Really?

[bring_the_beatdown]

I dunno man. Not like I know ya or nuthin'.

[force_a_nature]

If I wanted t'just do it myself, I would.

[scoutbot]

[Is Scoutbot thinking?

A few moments pass. He raises his bat and backs away from BLU Scout.]

YOU ... ARE NOT ME.

[bring_the_beatdown]

No. You are me. It's different.