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dear_mun2012-09-07 12:08 am
force_a_nature) wrote in dear_mun2012-09-07 12:08 am
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Babe, I'm gettin' bored here. That whatcha really want?
HA HA HAAA!!!
Of course you are. Your mun probably got bored of playing some lame-ass RED!
Of course you are. Your mun probably got bored of playing some lame-ass RED!
Edited 2012-09-08 21:49 (UTC)
Jesus Christ you're a robot.
You're a robot me.
HOLY SHIT. THIS IS AWESOME.
You're a robot me.
HOLY SHIT. THIS IS AWESOME.
And your gonna go after this loser RED right? Cool. Have fun.
[And Scouts just gonna kick back with a soda and watch.]
[And Scouts just gonna kick back with a soda and watch.]
No no no. See you got it all wrong.
[Arm around the Scout-bots shoulders now.]
See, you're me. You can't kill me. It'd be like killing you. You have to kill him.
[Points at the RED Scout.]
Don't worry buddy. I'll talk you through it.
[Arm around the Scout-bots shoulders now.]
See, you're me. You can't kill me. It'd be like killing you. You have to kill him.
[Points at the RED Scout.]
Don't worry buddy. I'll talk you through it.
[ Folding his arms over his chest, Scout watched the pair of them with thinly veiled contempt.]
Really? This is how it's gonna be? Sidin' with the robots?
Can't say I'm surprised. Both of ya seem to got a screw loose.
Really? This is how it's gonna be? Sidin' with the robots?
Can't say I'm surprised. Both of ya seem to got a screw loose.
Ha!
Or she's bored because only places we've been, everyone around is BLU and annoyin'. Y'know, like right now.
Or she's bored because only places we've been, everyone around is BLU and annoyin'. Y'know, like right now.
That's right. Human. Not some racketing bucket of bolts.
What's this? Punishment for complainin'? Don't seem fair to me.
Pft. Tell your mun ta suck it up. Maybe you can't handle being surrounded by so much awesome.
What? He's a robot. We could totally keep him as a pet. How cool is it to have a robot???
Probably. As far as I'm concerned, "likes to torture blokes like us" oughtta be in the Mundane's job description.
[Okay, that he has to consider. Like really and seriously consider it. On one hand... robot! On the other...]
And the murderous rage? What then? It'd be like Old Yeller.
And the murderous rage? What then? It'd be like Old Yeller.
Right. Sure. Like that could happen.
Hey, I'm wonderin' somethin'. You wouldn't happen to be the BLU I heard about who's daddy's Spy, wouldcha?
[That might have been a bit low but he had heard about it from another RED.]
Hey, I'm wonderin' somethin'. You wouldn't happen to be the BLU I heard about who's daddy's Spy, wouldcha?
[That might have been a bit low but he had heard about it from another RED.]
Ain't that the truth. Everyone of them places they talk about sendin' us is trapped, tortured, unarmed. Like they're settin' us up like damned sadistic puppet masters.
Hate to break it to ya, but that's exactly what they're doin', mate.
[Grumpy arm folding? Oh no. That's entirely meant to be manly. Manly grumping.]
What's the point of that?
What's the point of that?
And I'm sittin' on the sidelines? Who is more entertainin' than me?
What, you want to be put in one of these games where they control every aspect of your bloody life?
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