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Babe, I'm gettin' bored here. That whatcha really want?

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[BZZT]

[*click!*]

TARGET: INITIATED.

HEY CHUCKLENUTS.

ANYONE KEEPIN' TRACK'A MY HEADS BATTED IN?

HA. HA. HA. HA.

Jesus Christ you're a robot.

You're a robot me.

HOLY SHIT. THIS IS AWESOME.

[Stares.]

I AM [bzzt!] A ROBOT.

And your gonna go after this loser RED right? Cool. Have fun.

[And Scouts just gonna kick back with a soda and watch.]

[Scoutbot is confused.
He is not used to seeing these humans in blue. Though he has been instructed to kill mercenaries from both teams...]

NEGATIVE.

I WILL DESTROY ALL HUMANS.

No no no. See you got it all wrong.

[Arm around the Scout-bots shoulders now.]

See, you're me. You can't kill me. It'd be like killing you. You have to kill him.

[Points at the RED Scout.]

Don't worry buddy. I'll talk you through it.

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HA HA HAAA!!!

Of course you are. Your mun probably got bored of playing some lame-ass RED!

Edited 2012-09-08 21:49 (UTC)

Ha!

Or she's bored because only places we've been, everyone around is BLU and annoyin'. Y'know, like right now.

Pft. Tell your mun ta suck it up. Maybe you can't handle being surrounded by so much awesome.

Right. Sure. Like that could happen.

Hey, I'm wonderin' somethin'. You wouldn't happen to be the BLU I heard about who's daddy's Spy, wouldcha?

[That might have been a bit low but he had heard about it from another RED.]

What? Where the hell did you hear that?!?!?

[So... yes.]

Y'know how it is. [He rubs his hands together, smirking.] People talk around this place and a guy like me? I hear things. [From himself, kinda sorta.]

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Hello there, boy.

What's this? Punishment for complainin'? Don't seem fair to me.

Probably. As far as I'm concerned, "likes to torture blokes like us" oughtta be in the Mundane's job description.

Ain't that the truth. Everyone of them places they talk about sendin' us is trapped, tortured, unarmed. Like they're settin' us up like damned sadistic puppet masters.

Hate to break it to ya, but that's exactly what they're doin', mate.

[Grumpy arm folding? Oh no. That's entirely meant to be manly. Manly grumping.]

What's the point of that?

Entertainment. Or so I'm told.

And I'm sittin' on the sidelines? Who is more entertainin' than me?

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If you're so bored, maybe you oughtta find a way to entertain yourself until your mundane decides to put you somewhere.

Yeah, that works out well. She blew me up to land bleedin' on top of a car. I can't leave her to her own devices, y'know?

If that's the case, you sure you want to pester her more, like you seem to be doin' right now?

So what? I should just sit around and stare at the walls? Ain't no sandwiches or beatin's in that.

There might not be either of those things wherever a mundane might send you, either.

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