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Babe, I'm gettin' bored here. That whatcha really want?
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2012-09-08 09:38 pm (UTC)
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TARGET: INITIATED.
HEY CHUCKLENUTS.
ANYONE KEEPIN' TRACK'A MY HEADS BATTED IN?
HA. HA. HA. HA.
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2012-09-08 09:46 pm (UTC)
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Jesus Christ you're a robot.
You're a robot me.
HOLY SHIT. THIS IS AWESOME.
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2012-09-08 09:50 pm (UTC)
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[Stares.]
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A ROBOT.
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2012-09-08 09:52 pm (UTC)
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And your gonna go after this loser RED right? Cool. Have fun.
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2012-09-08 09:56 pm (UTC)
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[Scoutbot is confused.
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Though he has been instructed to kill mercenaries from both teams...]
NEGATIVE.
I WILL DESTROY ALL HUMANS.
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2012-09-08 11:31 pm (UTC)
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No no no. See you got it all wrong.
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Arm around the Scout-bots shoulders now.
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See, you're me. You can't kill me. It'd be like killing you. You have to kill him.
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Don't worry buddy. I'll talk you through it.
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2012-09-08 09:46 pm (UTC)
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HA HA HAAA!!!
Of course you are. Your mun probably got bored of playing some lame-ass RED!
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2012-09-09 02:48 am (UTC)
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Ha!
Or she's bored because only places we've been, everyone around is BLU and annoyin'. Y'know, like right now.
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2012-09-09 03:55 am (UTC)
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Pft. Tell your mun ta suck it up. Maybe you can't handle being surrounded by so much awesome.
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2012-09-09 04:34 am (UTC)
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Right. Sure. Like that could happen.
Hey, I'm wonderin' somethin'. You wouldn't happen to be the BLU I heard about who's daddy's Spy, wouldcha?
[That might have been a bit low but he had heard about it from another RED.]
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2012-09-09 05:00 am (UTC)
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What? Where the hell did you hear that?!?!?
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2012-09-09 05:52 am (UTC)
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Y'know how it is.
[He rubs his hands together, smirking.] People talk around this place and a guy like me? I hear things.
[From himself, kinda sorta.]
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2012-09-09 02:54 am (UTC)
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Hello there, boy.
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2012-09-09 03:46 am (UTC)
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What's this? Punishment for complainin'? Don't seem fair to me.
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2012-09-09 04:09 am (UTC)
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Probably. As far as I'm concerned, "likes to torture blokes like us" oughtta be in the Mundane's job description.
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2012-09-09 04:35 am (UTC)
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Ain't that the truth. Everyone of them places they talk about sendin' us is trapped, tortured, unarmed. Like they're settin' us up like damned sadistic puppet masters.
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2012-09-09 04:37 am (UTC)
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Hate to break it to ya, but that's exactly what they're doin', mate.
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2012-09-09 04:45 am (UTC)
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[Grumpy arm folding? Oh no. That's entirely meant to be manly. Manly grumping.]
What's the point of that?
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Entertainment. Or so I'm told.
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2012-09-09 04:49 am (UTC)
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And I'm sittin' on the sidelines? Who is more entertainin' than me?
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If you're so bored, maybe you oughtta find a way to entertain yourself until your mundane decides to put you somewhere.
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2012-09-09 05:53 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, that works out well. She blew me up to land bleedin' on top of a car. I can't leave her to her own devices, y'know?
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2012-09-10 06:16 pm (UTC)
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If that's the case, you sure you want to pester her more, like you seem to be doin' right now?
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2012-09-11 04:06 am (UTC)
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So what? I should just sit around and stare at the walls? Ain't no sandwiches or beatin's in that.
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There might not be either of those things wherever a mundane might send you, either.
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TARGET: INITIATED.
HEY CHUCKLENUTS.
ANYONE KEEPIN' TRACK'A MY HEADS BATTED IN?
HA. HA. HA. HA.
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You're a robot me.
HOLY SHIT. THIS IS AWESOME.
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I AM [bzzt!] A ROBOT.
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[And Scouts just gonna kick back with a soda and watch.]
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He is not used to seeing these humans in blue. Though he has been instructed to kill mercenaries from both teams...]
NEGATIVE.
I WILL DESTROY ALL HUMANS.
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[Arm around the Scout-bots shoulders now.]
See, you're me. You can't kill me. It'd be like killing you. You have to kill him.
[Points at the RED Scout.]
Don't worry buddy. I'll talk you through it.
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Of course you are. Your mun probably got bored of playing some lame-ass RED!
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Or she's bored because only places we've been, everyone around is BLU and annoyin'. Y'know, like right now.
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Hey, I'm wonderin' somethin'. You wouldn't happen to be the BLU I heard about who's daddy's Spy, wouldcha?
[That might have been a bit low but he had heard about it from another RED.]
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[So... yes.]
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