(no subject)

[detectings]

Oi! You.

I've seen Shoutarou-kun and Philip-kun around here but--

--where is Ryuu-kun? Where? Where? Where?

Comments

[zero_to_herooo]

Ryuu-kun?

[detectings]

--Ah! I know you!

[zero_to_herooo]

Ah.

Ahhh!

You're the lady from before! With the wedding dress!

[detectings]

That's right! I'm the most beautiful woman you have ever seen in your life! Right? Right?

[zero_to_herooo]

Uh, well... [CHANGE OF SUBJECT]

So how's your marriage doing? Did you work everything out?

[detectings]

Everything's perfect! Ryuu-kun takes great care of me and, and he often cooks me breakfast and, well, there's just one problem.

[zero_to_herooo]

Uh, and what's that?

[detectings]

HE'S NOT HERE! WHERE'S RYUU-KUN?

[zero_to_herooo]

I... I don't know!

If I see him, I'll let him know you're looking for him!

i'm sorry

[solarsystembodysuit]

[What? What? ......Do I know you?]

Um...

lmao

[detectings]

Client?

[solarsystembodysuit]

[Huh?] I'm sorry... What...?

[detectings]

You've come to me to report seeing something strange, haven't you, boy?

...unless you want us to find your cat. Shoutarou-kun handles those cases too.

[solarsystembodysuit]

[You don't look old enough to call me 'boy'! Flustered smile.] No, I... Uh, were you looking for someone, by any chance?

[detectings]

[ I DO TOO, JEEZ. ] ...why? Do you know where Ryuu-kun is, boy?

[solarsystembodysuit]

[DO NOT.]

...What does he look like? [I guess we just have similar names...]

[detectings]

He's an ikemen! Tall, handsome and dangerous - as if a beauty like me would settle for anyone less!

[solarsystembodysuit]

...

...I haven't seen him. Good luck, miss. [I am going to leave before I get embroiled in this.]

[I feel like I'm forgetting something.] Wait, earlier you said something about seeing something strange...?

threadjack of creepy sorry!

[gothics]

Ryusei-san!

[solarsystembodysuit]

Tomoko-chan. I hope you're well? [By which I mean I hope your mun isn't cruel.]

[gothics]

Very well, Ryusei-san - I'm... I'm surprised to see you here.

[solarsystembodysuit]

[That's good to hear.] Surprised? Why?

[gothics]

[ my mun is indeed cruel but we don't talk about that out loud ] There aren't many people around from our world, after all - though Ryusei-san seems to be popular enough.

[solarsystembodysuit]

I think...it's normal functioning for this kind of thing. It'd be better if we weren't dragged here at all.

[I do seem to be popular...unfortunately. I wouldn't want any of the mes to have muns inflicted on them. Think of the Ryuseis, you muns]

[gothics]

[ but that would imply muns care about us, though - although maybe they do, in a way? ]

Normal functioning? What do you mean?