(no subject)

[detectings]

Oi! You.

I've seen Shoutarou-kun and Philip-kun around here but--

--where is Ryuu-kun? Where? Where? Where?

Comments

[zero_to_herooo]

Ryuu-kun?

[detectings]

--Ah! I know you!

[zero_to_herooo]

Ah.

Ahhh!

You're the lady from before! With the wedding dress!

[detectings]

That's right! I'm the most beautiful woman you have ever seen in your life! Right? Right?

[zero_to_herooo]

Uh, well... [CHANGE OF SUBJECT]

So how's your marriage doing? Did you work everything out?

[detectings]

Everything's perfect! Ryuu-kun takes great care of me and, and he often cooks me breakfast and, well, there's just one problem.

[zero_to_herooo]

Uh, and what's that?

[detectings]

HE'S NOT HERE! WHERE'S RYUU-KUN?

[zero_to_herooo]

I... I don't know!

If I see him, I'll let him know you're looking for him!

[detectings]

YOU BETTER! Or there'll be hell to pay for you!

[zero_to_herooo]

SCREAM

I will! I promise!

[Maybe the reason this Ryuu guy wasn't here was because he ran away]

[detectings]

[ SHUT UP HE LOVES ME OUR LOVE IS ~ETERNAL ]

THREADJACK: MAXIMUM DRIVE!

[enjoyyourhell]

[Sorry, girlie, the only Eternal thing around here is me.]

[detectings]

[ AHHHH NO IT'S DEAD BOY DEAD BOYS ARE SUPPOSED TO STAY DEAD SOB ]

i'm sorry

[solarsystembodysuit]

[What? What? ......Do I know you?]

Um...

lmao

[detectings]

Client?

[solarsystembodysuit]

[Huh?] I'm sorry... What...?

[detectings]

You've come to me to report seeing something strange, haven't you, boy?

...unless you want us to find your cat. Shoutarou-kun handles those cases too.

[solarsystembodysuit]

[You don't look old enough to call me 'boy'! Flustered smile.] No, I... Uh, were you looking for someone, by any chance?

[detectings]

[ I DO TOO, JEEZ. ] ...why? Do you know where Ryuu-kun is, boy?

[solarsystembodysuit]

[DO NOT.]

...What does he look like? [I guess we just have similar names...]

[detectings]

He's an ikemen! Tall, handsome and dangerous - as if a beauty like me would settle for anyone less!

[solarsystembodysuit]

...

...I haven't seen him. Good luck, miss. [I am going to leave before I get embroiled in this.]

[I feel like I'm forgetting something.] Wait, earlier you said something about seeing something strange...?

[detectings]

[ COWARD!

but right, you might be a client so I can't really say anything bad to you right now :|||| ]

I was asking if you did. Dopants are dangerous and should be handled immediately - so they won't hurt those who encounter them!

[solarsystembodysuit]

[Making "unique" friends is Gentarou's forte.]

What are Dopants? [Aside from "dangerous and should be handled immediately"....]