muse is seriously too damn loud for my own good

[caesarcipher]

Your mind was quite distracted even before I arrived, Mundane. I'm certain it's just your nerves, your life is about to change rather significantly for an important reason, after all. Besides, can I help it if you are so deeply drawn to me~?

...
Oh don't give me that look! Very well then, I will admit, I am somewhat restless.
As I see you can tell, since it was an excellent idea of you to create an application for me, even though for now it happens to be on "standby" as it were... should young Dipper or Mabel find their way into that intriguing city. I know you would be exceptionally thrilled to see them there, and I completely agree! It would be very interesting, not to mention more than a suitable incentive to join them.

But in the mean time, I'm truly in favor of anything anywhere, so long it's less tedious than simply waiting here. I'm not sure I like the way the tentacled gentleman has been side-eyeing me so suspiciously. He has no reason to be concerned, doesn't he know a damaged or unstable mind is of far less use to me?
[chuckle]
Oh OF COURSE I'm kidding, my dear! You have absolutely nothing to worry about. Not one thing, I promise you~



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Comments

[herr_niemand]

Tis the August of the restless mongoose, I believe!

[caesarcipher]

And the September of the studious Mundanes, at least from my position.

[herr_niemand]

September was yesterday and the day after of before!

[caesarcipher]

No, I'm fairly certain it's in eleven days.

[herr_niemand]

[SIGH.]

Must you really abide by that dreadful Newtonian notion of linear time? Time take a delightful Wonkavator through a glass menagerie of fun!

[caesarcipher]

The ability to time-travel would most certainly be entertaining.
Though I have quite the variety of other skills to more than make up for it.

[herr_niemand]

Posh-pish, time is simply a notion invented by managers and Burger King! Let go of that notion: free your hat and your toes will follow!

[caesarcipher]

While time is something I often found myself paying little attention to, if only it were that simple.

[herr_niemand]

It is that simple! Can you find a less simple cosmic punchline than the cosmos themselves?

[caesarcipher]

Oh the universe can indeed be quite nonsensical. Unfortunately it is still a part of reality, and reality has its laws, I'm afraid.
The fun part is figuring out just which ones you can break.