trying this guy in a real game for the first time.

[adorashutup]

NO, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. THIS IS THE VERY OPPOSITE OF A GOOD IDEA. SO IF YOU EXPECT ME TO SHOWER ENCOURAGEMENT ON YOU AND CARRY YOU OFF IN MY ARMS AS IF WE JUST BONDED IN UNHOLY FUCKING MATRIMONY THROUGH SOME SICK HUMAN ATTACHMENT RITUAL, THEN YOU'LL BE WAITING A LONG ASS TIME. HOPEFULLY LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FORGET YOU THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE IN ANY WAY BENEFICIAL TO EITHER OF US IN THE FIRST PLACE.

IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FIND YOURSELF A NICE CORNER RIGHT NOW TO GO GET UNCOMFORTABLE IN. BEND OVER AND STICK YOUR FACE SNIFFER-FIRST INTO YOUR NOOK FOR A WHILE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. THAT WILL MAKE IT EASIER FOR ALL INVOLVED. AS SOON AS I FIND WHERE YOU JETTISON THE SWILL AND FILTH THAT MAKES UP THE MAJORITY OF THIS THING THAT WANTS TO BE A THINK-PAN, I'M OUT OF HERE.

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[br8kspider]

Phew!
I almost thought I wouldn't get through that whole mass of collective 8ullshit in the form of ornery dum8shit ranting...
Oh w8, I didn't!

How am I unsurprised that you're making a 8ig deal out of nothing????????

[adorashutup]

FUCK YOU.

I HAVE A RIGHT TO MY OWN BODILY FUNCTIONS AND THOUGHT PROCESSES - A RIGHT THAT YOU APPARENTLY DON'T CARE ABOUT IF YOU'RE COOL WITH SOMEONE TUGGING AT YOUR WEB STRINGS LIKE YOU'RE SOME SORT OF PUPPET.

HEY, ENJOY THAT!

[br8kspider]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Unlike you, it's clear I'm not 8eing pulled somewhere to do whatever the hell someone wants just for kicks. In fact, I'm talking to you of my own free will!

Simply amazing, isn't it?

Looks like someone's raaaaaaaan out of luck!

[adorashutup]

YOU KNOW THAT FOR AN ABSOLUTE FACT? REALLY?

WHAT IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY BEING CONTROLLED RIGHT NOW? FUCK, WHAT IF I'M NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU, JUST ONE OF THESE MUNS WITH A VRISKA DOLL OR SOMETHING EQUALLY TERRIFYING?

WHAT IF THIS ISN'T EVEN ME TALKING TO YOU? WHAT IF WE'RE BOTH JUST SOME PRECONCEIVED IMAGES OF OUR ACTUAL SELVES ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT WE ACTUALLY EXIST WHEN IN REALITY *NEITHER OF US EXIST*??

OH MY GOD, MY HEAD HURTS.

[br8kspider]

Wow, what even?
Do you realize how ridiculous you sound right now?

Of course we exist, you dum8ass!
Otherwise we wouldn't 8e even having this convers8tion.

Or, if you really want me too, I could just have you slap yourself in the face or something if you still like someone out of a fakey fake fairytale. ::::)

[adorashutup]

YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED. WAY TO NOT GET HALF OF WHAT I JUST SAID.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE. BECAUSE I'D RATHER SHOVEL HOT IRONS STRAIGHT INTO MY PROTEIN CHUTE THEN REPEAT MYSELF RIGHT NOW.

THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS RIDICULOUS. I CAN'T MAKE IT SOUND ANY WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS.

[caligulas_aquarium]

somethin givves me the idea they aint gonna take your orders kar
kind of a wwasted effort on your part

[adorashutup]

AS LONG AS I HAVE FULLY FUNCTIONAL DIGITS AND BREATH IN MY BODY TO EXPRESS MY DISPLEASURE, I WILL CONTINUE TO PROTEST THIS. MY WRATH WILL TOUCH THE VERY BOWELS OF HER SOUL. MY HATRED WILL FILTER THROUGH INTO EVERY WORD SHE THINKS SHE TYPES ON MY BEHALF.

[caligulas_aquarium]

see noww thats the kinda thinkin i can get behind you wwould not BELIEVVE howw easily evveryone else givves up

[adorashutup]

I AM GOING TO FIND A WAY TO AFFECT HER SUBCONSCIOUS THAT HAS HER BASHING HER HEAD INTO THE WALL UNTIL SHE RELENTS AND LETS ME GO. I WILL GNAW MY WAY OUT FROM THE INSIDE IF I HAVE TO.

[ectobiological]

wow karkat.
you must be really excited!

[adorashutup]

I'M EXCITED BY THE IDEA OF YOU FUCKING OFF AND NOT TRYING TO DETERMINE MY CURRENT EMOTIONAL CONDITION.

[ectobiological]

okay so then how are you feeling?

[adorashutup]

YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE NOW.

[ectobiological]

maaaaaaaaybe?
but that doesn't answer the question!

[00110010_00110011]

suspect your human wiill not liisten to your wiishes iin matter

told own quiite clearly diid not want to be iin game
but am there anyway

[adorashutup]

WHAT'S THAT, SOLLUX? I THINK YOU'RE BREAKING UP.

[00110010_00110011]

not sollux

captor versiion 1.0
hello world??

[adorashutup]

OH IT'S ONE OF THESE SITUATIONS. AWESOME.

SO, UH. YEAH. HOW GOES IT? SUCKY SITUATION, HUH?

[00110010_00110011]

could start wiith ''sucky''
but would have to keep goiing long way to fully encompass true suckiiness

suspect am not that diifferent from descendant iin thiis outlook

[spinssickburns]

damn
that was a lot of whining
but you know dude
muns listen to jack shit

[adorashutup]

I'VE ALREADY BEEN OVER THIS WITH VRISKA, YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE. THIS IS NOT WHINING. THIS IS A GENUINE ISSUE THAT NEEDS ADDRESSING.

I WILL MAKE HER LISTEN. MY VESSEL OF RAGE WILL TRAVERSE THE ENDLESS TORRENTS OF UNCARING OCEAN UNTIL SHE GETS FUCKING SICK OF ME.

[spinssickburns]

fine
addressing the issue with whining
bet thats working real well for you

is this your first time dealing with a mun
or do you actually believe that crap

[adorashutup]

YOU'D BETTER NOT BE TRYING TO LORD SOME SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE OF MUN DEALINGS OVER ME, BECAUSE I DON'T NEED LESSONS IN WHAT MUNS CAN AND CAN'T DO BY DAVE STRIDER. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO MAKE UP SHIT ANYWAY.

YOUR TEACHINGS ARE LIES, DAVE. *LIES*.

[spinssickburns]

yup
youve definitely caught me
i mean i was gonna start listing off shit you could do to get them to leave you the fuck alone
but youre right
im sure your ranting will do just fine
your shit is safe
its not like that what they like about you or anything