trying this guy in a real game for the first time.

[adorashutup]

NO, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. THIS IS THE VERY OPPOSITE OF A GOOD IDEA. SO IF YOU EXPECT ME TO SHOWER ENCOURAGEMENT ON YOU AND CARRY YOU OFF IN MY ARMS AS IF WE JUST BONDED IN UNHOLY FUCKING MATRIMONY THROUGH SOME SICK HUMAN ATTACHMENT RITUAL, THEN YOU'LL BE WAITING A LONG ASS TIME. HOPEFULLY LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FORGET YOU THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE IN ANY WAY BENEFICIAL TO EITHER OF US IN THE FIRST PLACE.

IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FIND YOURSELF A NICE CORNER RIGHT NOW TO GO GET UNCOMFORTABLE IN. BEND OVER AND STICK YOUR FACE SNIFFER-FIRST INTO YOUR NOOK FOR A WHILE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. THAT WILL MAKE IT EASIER FOR ALL INVOLVED. AS SOON AS I FIND WHERE YOU JETTISON THE SWILL AND FILTH THAT MAKES UP THE MAJORITY OF THIS THING THAT WANTS TO BE A THINK-PAN, I'M OUT OF HERE.

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[br8kspider]

Phew!
I almost thought I wouldn't get through that whole mass of collective 8ullshit in the form of ornery dum8shit ranting...
Oh w8, I didn't!

How am I unsurprised that you're making a 8ig deal out of nothing????????

[adorashutup]

FUCK YOU.

I HAVE A RIGHT TO MY OWN BODILY FUNCTIONS AND THOUGHT PROCESSES - A RIGHT THAT YOU APPARENTLY DON'T CARE ABOUT IF YOU'RE COOL WITH SOMEONE TUGGING AT YOUR WEB STRINGS LIKE YOU'RE SOME SORT OF PUPPET.

HEY, ENJOY THAT!

[br8kspider]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Unlike you, it's clear I'm not 8eing pulled somewhere to do whatever the hell someone wants just for kicks. In fact, I'm talking to you of my own free will!

Simply amazing, isn't it?

Looks like someone's raaaaaaaan out of luck!

[adorashutup]

YOU KNOW THAT FOR AN ABSOLUTE FACT? REALLY?

WHAT IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY BEING CONTROLLED RIGHT NOW? FUCK, WHAT IF I'M NOT EVEN TALKING TO YOU, JUST ONE OF THESE MUNS WITH A VRISKA DOLL OR SOMETHING EQUALLY TERRIFYING?

WHAT IF THIS ISN'T EVEN ME TALKING TO YOU? WHAT IF WE'RE BOTH JUST SOME PRECONCEIVED IMAGES OF OUR ACTUAL SELVES ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT WE ACTUALLY EXIST WHEN IN REALITY *NEITHER OF US EXIST*??

OH MY GOD, MY HEAD HURTS.

[caligulas_aquarium]

somethin givves me the idea they aint gonna take your orders kar
kind of a wwasted effort on your part

[ectobiological]

wow karkat.
you must be really excited!

[adorashutup]

AS LONG AS I HAVE FULLY FUNCTIONAL DIGITS AND BREATH IN MY BODY TO EXPRESS MY DISPLEASURE, I WILL CONTINUE TO PROTEST THIS. MY WRATH WILL TOUCH THE VERY BOWELS OF HER SOUL. MY HATRED WILL FILTER THROUGH INTO EVERY WORD SHE THINKS SHE TYPES ON MY BEHALF.

[adorashutup]

I'M EXCITED BY THE IDEA OF YOU FUCKING OFF AND NOT TRYING TO DETERMINE MY CURRENT EMOTIONAL CONDITION.

[caligulas_aquarium]

see noww thats the kinda thinkin i can get behind you wwould not BELIEVVE howw easily evveryone else givves up

[adorashutup]

I AM GOING TO FIND A WAY TO AFFECT HER SUBCONSCIOUS THAT HAS HER BASHING HER HEAD INTO THE WALL UNTIL SHE RELENTS AND LETS ME GO. I WILL GNAW MY WAY OUT FROM THE INSIDE IF I HAVE TO.

[ectobiological]

okay so then how are you feeling?

[adorashutup]

YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE NOW.

[ectobiological]

maaaaaaaaybe?
but that doesn't answer the question!

[adorashutup]

OH MY GOD, THAT WAS EIGHT A'S. FUCK YOU FOR DOING THAT. AND FUCK ME FOR COUNTING THEM.

AND IF THE OBVIOUS HAS PENETRATED THAT TITANIUM THICK SKULL OF YOURS BY NOW, THEN I'LL TELL YOU UP FRONT THAT I'M CURRENTLY A SIMMERING BALL OF RAGE AND DISCONTENT.

[ectobiological]

ok ok i'll stop, but.
are you going somewhere... um, unpleasant?

[adorashutup]

IF YOU CONSIDER BEING STUCK IN THE SQUISHY, INFERIOR BODY OF ONE OF YOU HUMANS WHILE HAVING TO BE INFORMED I'M OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND DURING THE DAY BUT FIGHTING OFF HORDES OF UNDEAD WITH LITTLE MORE THAN A LIGHT PROVIDING PLASTIC *STICK* DURING THE NIGHT *UNPLEASANT* THEN YES! I AM GOING SOMEWHERE UNPLEASANT!

[ectobiological]

that really doesn't sound pleasant.
so you can't even keep your horns?

[adorashutup]

DO HUMANS HAVE HORNS, JOHN? IS THAT SOMETHING I'VE MISSED OVER ALL THE PAINFUL TRAUMA WROUGHT ON MY GANDERBULBS IN THE PROCESS OF STALKING YOU BULGESNIFFING FUCKCASES? BECAUSE OTHERWISE THE ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING NO.

[ectobiological]

i don't know!!
i mean those japanese cartoons always have girls with cat ears and everything, so.
i thought maybe it could be something possible?
am i or someone else at least there too? just so you don't have to do this all on your own!

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suspect your human wiill not liisten to your wiishes iin matter

told own quiite clearly diid not want to be iin game
but am there anyway

[br8kspider]

Wow, what even?
Do you realize how ridiculous you sound right now?

Of course we exist, you dum8ass!
Otherwise we wouldn't 8e even having this convers8tion.

Or, if you really want me too, I could just have you slap yourself in the face or something if you still like someone out of a fakey fake fairytale. ::::)

[adorashutup]

ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T KNOW THE PHYSICAL MAKE-UP OF YOUR OWN PEOPLE? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, JOHN?

AND I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S EVEN STILL UP IN THE AIR. IF ANYONE WILL BE THERE, IT'LL BE VRISKA. WON'T *THAT* BE A SPIN-AND-HURL FULL OF FUN!

[adorashutup]

WHAT'S THAT, SOLLUX? I THINK YOU'RE BREAKING UP.

[adorashutup]

YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED. WAY TO NOT GET HALF OF WHAT I JUST SAID.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE. BECAUSE I'D RATHER SHOVEL HOT IRONS STRAIGHT INTO MY PROTEIN CHUTE THEN REPEAT MYSELF RIGHT NOW.

THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS RIDICULOUS. I CAN'T MAKE IT SOUND ANY WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS.

[00110010_00110011]

not sollux

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