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dear_mun2012-08-12 01:25 am
adorashutup) wrote in dear_mun2012-08-12 01:25 am
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trying this guy in a real game for the first time.
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. THIS IS THE VERY OPPOSITE OF A GOOD IDEA. SO IF YOU EXPECT ME TO SHOWER ENCOURAGEMENT ON YOU AND CARRY YOU OFF IN MY ARMS AS IF WE JUST BONDED IN UNHOLY FUCKING MATRIMONY THROUGH SOME SICK HUMAN ATTACHMENT RITUAL, THEN YOU'LL BE WAITING A LONG ASS TIME. HOPEFULLY LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FORGET YOU THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE IN ANY WAY BENEFICIAL TO EITHER OF US IN THE FIRST PLACE.
IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FIND YOURSELF A NICE CORNER RIGHT NOW TO GO GET UNCOMFORTABLE IN. BEND OVER AND STICK YOUR FACE SNIFFER-FIRST INTO YOUR NOOK FOR A WHILE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. THAT WILL MAKE IT EASIER FOR ALL INVOLVED. AS SOON AS I FIND WHERE YOU JETTISON THE SWILL AND FILTH THAT MAKES UP THE MAJORITY OF THIS THING THAT WANTS TO BE A THINK-PAN, I'M OUT OF HERE.
IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FIND YOURSELF A NICE CORNER RIGHT NOW TO GO GET UNCOMFORTABLE IN. BEND OVER AND STICK YOUR FACE SNIFFER-FIRST INTO YOUR NOOK FOR A WHILE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. THAT WILL MAKE IT EASIER FOR ALL INVOLVED. AS SOON AS I FIND WHERE YOU JETTISON THE SWILL AND FILTH THAT MAKES UP THE MAJORITY OF THIS THING THAT WANTS TO BE A THINK-PAN, I'M OUT OF HERE.