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[studmuffin]

Dude, I don't think yelling my kingdom for a Scott is going to get us anywhere.

We don't have a kingdom.

Just saying.

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[seeksafriend]

Offer money. I'd say sex, but I don't think that's a great selling point in your case.

[studmuffin]

Plenty of people want to have sex with me.

[ Okay, not really. ] I'm not going to bribe my way into getting a best friend. That's gross.

[seeksafriend]

Riiight. [ You wish, Stilinski. ]

What, and offering a kingdom isn't bribery? Think again.

[studmuffin]

It's Shakespearean. Maybe.

Besides, life isn't just sexual favours and money, dude.

[seeksafriend]

You started it.

[studmuffin]

[ If only he could growl like Derek. ]

I can't believe she's trying to get you to come to us.

[seeksafriend]

Please. Who wouldn't want me in their game?

[burninhale]

Your devotion to a complete idiot is equal parts touching and sad.

[studmuffin]

Almost as sad as the creepy Jedi mindtrick you try to do? [ He's not scared.

He's not. ] He's my friend, I stick by him.

[burninhale]

I'm not sure what was tricky about it, Stiles. I offered, you said no, despite what you wanted. I respect that.

[No he doesn't, he will Jedi mindtrick as many times as necessary to get a thinking werewolf on his side, goddamn teenagers.]

[studmuffin]

Oh yeah, 'cause I totally feel all warm and fuzzy right now. At least wait until I'm unconscious to bad touch me, okay?

[ Even ones with snarky mouths? ]

[burninhale]

I'd really prefer we not conflate being bitten with "bad touching." I'll leave "bad touching" to the experts, and I'm pretty sure those are the Argents.

[He could have Derek punch Stiles quiet when necessary. NOW THAT'S A SUCCESSFUL SOUNDING PACK.]

[studmuffin]

I think occasionally chewing on teenagers definitely counts as bad-touch. [ But Derek hasn't managed so far. ]

But then you're probably not in with the times. It's okay, we get it.

[wolfteen]

Dude, I can hear you from across the cafeteria. Why are you yelling at all?

[studmuffin]

Because she seems to think that's how we're going to get anywhere, I don't know man.

[wolfteen]

Is it working? [ Glances around. ] There's at least one other version of me on this thing.

It's kind of too meta for me. Plus, we both have the same password.

[studmuffin]

Your password is Allison. That's not original in any way, shape or form. I told you to change it.

[ Why don't you listen? ]

[wolfteen]

[ Offended. ]

I did change it! [ To 'Argent'. ] Besides, who other than you would have guessed that in the first place? No one else would think I'm that dumb. [ Beat. ] Which, when you think about it, technically makes it an awesome password and I should change it back.

[studmuffin]

No.

[ Flailing. ] Dude, no. Reverse psychology is so not your forté. How about you just do one with loads of crazy caps and numbers?

[sassywolf]

Why would you-? What are you up to this time?

[studmuffin]

Nothing.

Why do you always jump to the worst conclusion, man? God.

[sassywolf]

Because, you don't exactly have the best track record.

[studmuffin]

Look, can't a guy start shouting for his best friend, huh?

[sassywolf]

You tell me, since you seem to have done that regardless.

[studmuffin]

I need him.

[ And everyone else. But Scott the most. ] It's boring, by myself.