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[studmuffin]

Dude, I don't think yelling my kingdom for a Scott is going to get us anywhere.

We don't have a kingdom.

Just saying.

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[seeksafriend]

Don't celebrate too early.

[studmuffin]

Too late.

[seeksafriend]

You're so screwed, Stilinski. Heard the new plans yet?

[studmuffin]

[ P a u s e. ]

Fuck.

[seeksafriend]

Maybe if you ask real nice.

[studmuffin]

[ Pausing. ]

Eugh, no. Why do they even want you? You're ruining my life.

[seeksafriend]

Excuse me, if anything, you're ruining mine. You and your pal McCall.

[studmuffin]

Well, Scott's not there, so.

[ Which, y'know, sucks. ]

[seeksafriend]

Yeah, that's a relief.

[studmuffin]

Hey, shut up.

[seeksafriend]

Or what, you'll make me?

[studmuffin]

Yeah. Maybe I will.

[ Nope. ]

[seeksafriend]

That's cute, Stilinski, how're you gonna do that?

[studmuffin]

You should see the crowds I run in now, maybe I'll ask them to teach me a thing or two.

[seeksafriend]

Yeah, like they'd let you hurt me.

[studmuffin]

I could learn how to vulcan death grip you.

[seeksafriend]

Really. That's what you're going with? You're such a geek.

[studmuffin]

[ Waving his hand. ] This is not the game you are looking for.

[seeksafriend]

Yeah, like that's gonna work.

[studmuffin]

You have no joy in your life.

[seeksafriend]

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

[studmuffin]

[ Pause. ]

I don't want to know.

[seeksafriend]

Then don't pretend you know anything about me, Stilinski.

[studmuffin]

Woah.

You know you're gonna have to deal with your ego, right?

[seeksafriend]

What does my ego have to do with this?