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Dude, I don't think yelling my kingdom for a Scott is going to get us anywhere.

We don't have a kingdom.

Just saying.

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Offer money. I'd say sex, but I don't think that's a great selling point in your case.

Plenty of people want to have sex with me.

[ Okay, not really. ] I'm not going to bribe my way into getting a best friend. That's gross.

Riiight. [ You wish, Stilinski. ]

What, and offering a kingdom isn't bribery? Think again.

It's Shakespearean. Maybe.

Besides, life isn't just sexual favours and money, dude.

You started it.

[ If only he could growl like Derek. ]

I can't believe she's trying to get you to come to us.

Please. Who wouldn't want me in their game?

Uh, me.

No one cares about your opinion, Stilinski.

Well they should, I got there first. I'm the pioneer.

You keep telling yourself that.

It's my mantra now.

Not really gonna do you any good.

Given enough time I bet I could put them off having you around.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Though, really. Mine says she doesn't have time for it anyway, so go celebrate or something.

I'm getting the party hats out.

Don't celebrate too early.

Your devotion to a complete idiot is equal parts touching and sad.

Almost as sad as the creepy Jedi mindtrick you try to do? [ He's not scared.

He's not. ] He's my friend, I stick by him.

I'm not sure what was tricky about it, Stiles. I offered, you said no, despite what you wanted. I respect that.

[No he doesn't, he will Jedi mindtrick as many times as necessary to get a thinking werewolf on his side, goddamn teenagers.]

Oh yeah, 'cause I totally feel all warm and fuzzy right now. At least wait until I'm unconscious to bad touch me, okay?

[ Even ones with snarky mouths? ]

Edited 2012-08-05 21:17 (UTC)

Too late.

I'd really prefer we not conflate being bitten with "bad touching." I'll leave "bad touching" to the experts, and I'm pretty sure those are the Argents.

[He could have Derek punch Stiles quiet when necessary. NOW THAT'S A SUCCESSFUL SOUNDING PACK.]

I think occasionally chewing on teenagers definitely counts as bad-touch. [ But Derek hasn't managed so far. ]

But then you're probably not in with the times. It's okay, we get it.

Generally, Stiles, I try to be impersonal about it.

[Lydia was just a hideous exception, apparently.]

You know, the smarting off under stress thing isn't the worst coping method, but it won't actually help if you keep painting me as a sexual predator and I yank out your intestines and strangle you with them. That's how I cope with stress.

[... except that won't happen because lol Dear_Mun.]

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