On being chipped

[deadpoet]

Hello, I've got a idea. Rather than wait all those episodes for those government bastards to play around with my head, how about you go and leave me unchipped. You get the big bad me, I get to do whatever I like without a bloody killer migraine whenever I find myself feeling a little peckish. Everybody wins. Maybe not the blokes that get killed, but I can't say I really give a damn about them.

Better yet, let's go a bit before that where I still have that nice shiny ring. That way when you send me into that personal hell with two slayers, I don't find myself filling a Hoover within a week.

Comments

[herotypical]

Luceti? Your personal hell?

It's actually only a little bit hellish. But...possibly a little too personal.

[ some day, the penny will drop. the canon point shaped penny. ]

[touchofrogue]

First mistake: Askin' your mun ta be nice to you.

[Her mun knows this guy. No way, Spike. There's just no way.]

[hismasterpiece]

Spike! It will only be the best of hells with you here, sweet nothing. And your poor Dru has energies that need to be spent.

[abidinglaw]

Well don't you sound like a ray of sunshine.