Muse isn't sure why he's been called

[barret_wallace]

You jes' wanna push my buttons, don't ya boy. What the hell am I doin' in your head? This ain't my turf! I know you a NINE fanboy. I s'pose monkey boys are less annoying than spikey-ass punks, but not by much.

Well fine then. What can I do for you, SIR?

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[barret_wallace]

Yeah? And what're you, prettyboy? Seems every time you get in so much as a drinkin' contest nowadays there gotta be a twelve-man choir singin' about it.

A reference to his theme tune? XD

[iam_sephiroth]

How crude. [He smirked.]

I am the one who will end the pathetic fight you and your friends are putting up.

[barret_wallace]

Not if we can help it! I been fightin' to save this planet too long to let you mess it up now!

[iam_sephiroth]

You are all fools and will die if you think you can beat me.

[barret_wallace]

Well the way it sounds like, we gonna die anyway if we lose. So I'ma go down fightin'.

[iam_sephiroth]

Hmph. Are you always such a brute?

[barret_wallace]

[Barret grins, his gun-arm raised in defiance.] I guess I jus' don't know any better.

[iam_sephiroth]

Such a crude weapon.

[barret_wallace]

Tank? Crude? Brute? Crude again?

Callin' me stuff like that ain't gonna hurt my pride, but it does make me wanna kick yo' silver hairy ass.

[iam_sephiroth]

In your dreams, thug.

[barret_wallace]

THUG?! Oh no you didn't!

Awright it's go time, boss! [Barret unlocks his gun and takes aim at Sephiroth.]

[iam_sephiroth]

[Have a yawn, Barret.]

[barret_wallace]

[Barret can't believe he's being ignored! In his frustration, he lets loose a bunch of bullets into the sky overhead.]

[iam_sephiroth]

I'm terrified.