Muse isn't sure why he's been called

[barret_wallace]

You jes' wanna push my buttons, don't ya boy. What the hell am I doin' in your head? This ain't my turf! I know you a NINE fanboy. I s'pose monkey boys are less annoying than spikey-ass punks, but not by much.

Well fine then. What can I do for you, SIR?

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[iam_sephiroth]

[Oh look. It's the thug.]

It's the human tank.

[barret_wallace]

Yeah? And what're you, prettyboy? Seems every time you get in so much as a drinkin' contest nowadays there gotta be a twelve-man choir singin' about it.

A reference to his theme tune? XD

[iam_sephiroth]

How crude. [He smirked.]

I am the one who will end the pathetic fight you and your friends are putting up.

[gardeningaia]

You're not exactly keeping your buttons UNpushed, Mr. Barret.

[aceofzero]

[>Spikey-ass punk
>Nine

...Excuse him.]

Pardon me, sir. But could I ask you of one thing?

[barret_wallace]

Not if we can help it! I been fightin' to save this planet too long to let you mess it up now!

[barret_wallace]

MISTER? N'aww, that ain't right! Jus' Barret's fine.

[barret_wallace]

Sure thing, whassup?

[iam_sephiroth]

You are all fools and will die if you think you can beat me.

[child_marlene]

Well that wasn’t very wise of them was it? The sound a bit silly.

/couldn't resist

[elementofloyalty]

That's right! Show that mun who's boss!

[barret_wallace]

Well the way it sounds like, we gonna die anyway if we lose. So I'ma go down fightin'.

[iam_sephiroth]

Hmph. Are you always such a brute?

[barret_wallace]

Not really sure whaz goin' on. He started playin' ~Theatrhythm~ [he strains himself to pronounce the name correctly in an exaggeratedly elegant, semi-mocking tone] and I guess it's made him all nostalgic or somethin'. But I ain't even in that game.

[barret_wallace]

[Wait wha - Why's this hoofed bird thing talkin' to me? Barret wonders, puzzled.]

I'm sure he doesn' mean any harm or nothin'. It's just that I'm confused about his choice. There's already a Zidane up in here -- what's he need another Final Fantasy muse for?

[barret_wallace]

[Barret grins, his gun-arm raised in defiance.] I guess I jus' don't know any better.

[elementofloyalty]

Oh, is that all? Mine has four or five! Depending on how you count. Why not?

[iam_sephiroth]

Such a crude weapon.

[barret_wallace]

"How you count?" That jus' hurts my head!

[elementofloyalty]

Oh! One's a... whaddya call it. [Hoof to the chin...] "Fandom OC".

[barret_wallace]

Oh.

[Mun explains what "OC" means.]

...Ohhhhh. Ah yeah, that makes sense. He doesn' have any of those. I guess he ain't as creative as some o' the other muns around here, ha ha!

[barret_wallace]

Tank? Crude? Brute? Crude again?

Callin' me stuff like that ain't gonna hurt my pride, but it does make me wanna kick yo' silver hairy ass.

[elementofloyalty]

Aaah, they're not very popular here for some reason. Pretty silly if you ask me. Apparently everyone's really glad to see YOU though!

[iam_sephiroth]

In your dreams, thug.

[barret_wallace]

Yeah, but...why?