Muse isn't sure why he's been called

[barret_wallace]

You jes' wanna push my buttons, don't ya boy. What the hell am I doin' in your head? This ain't my turf! I know you a NINE fanboy. I s'pose monkey boys are less annoying than spikey-ass punks, but not by much.

Well fine then. What can I do for you, SIR?

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[iam_sephiroth]

[Oh look. It's the thug.]

It's the human tank.

[barret_wallace]

Yeah? And what're you, prettyboy? Seems every time you get in so much as a drinkin' contest nowadays there gotta be a twelve-man choir singin' about it.

A reference to his theme tune? XD

[iam_sephiroth]

How crude. [He smirked.]

I am the one who will end the pathetic fight you and your friends are putting up.

[barret_wallace]

Not if we can help it! I been fightin' to save this planet too long to let you mess it up now!

[iam_sephiroth]

You are all fools and will die if you think you can beat me.

[barret_wallace]

Well the way it sounds like, we gonna die anyway if we lose. So I'ma go down fightin'.

[gardeningaia]

You're not exactly keeping your buttons UNpushed, Mr. Barret.

[barret_wallace]

MISTER? N'aww, that ain't right! Jus' Barret's fine.

[gardeningaia]

Of course! How could I forget. [ though she's laughing a bit since Barret's not doing so fine on the unbuttonpush front ]

[barret_wallace]

So, been 'ere long? I jus' showed up, and still don't really know what it's all about yet.

[gardeningaia]

Probably about the longest of anyone with my mun. Cloud has a tii~iiiny bit of seniority, but he sure doesn't put it to much use!

[ She's definitely the more active muse here. ]

"Here's" where we play with our muns. Though, they don't always play nice.

[aceofzero]

[>Spikey-ass punk
>Nine

...Excuse him.]

Pardon me, sir. But could I ask you of one thing?

[barret_wallace]

Sure thing, whassup?

[child_marlene]

Well that wasn’t very wise of them was it? The sound a bit silly.

[barret_wallace]

Not really sure whaz goin' on. He started playin' ~Theatrhythm~ [he strains himself to pronounce the name correctly in an exaggeratedly elegant, semi-mocking tone] and I guess it's made him all nostalgic or somethin'. But I ain't even in that game.

/couldn't resist

[elementofloyalty]

That's right! Show that mun who's boss!

[barret_wallace]

[Wait wha - Why's this hoofed bird thing talkin' to me? Barret wonders, puzzled.]

I'm sure he doesn' mean any harm or nothin'. It's just that I'm confused about his choice. There's already a Zidane up in here -- what's he need another Final Fantasy muse for?

[elementofloyalty]

Oh, is that all? Mine has four or five! Depending on how you count. Why not?

[barret_wallace]

"How you count?" That jus' hurts my head!

[elementofloyalty]

Oh! One's a... whaddya call it. [Hoof to the chin...] "Fandom OC".

[manslut]

Well ain't that a kick in the pants. If it isn't the leader of Avalanche here to pay us a special visit.

See you already saw the pony, damn things are everywhere where m'girl put me.

[barret_wallace]

You?! Damn, I sure as hell don't need this.

I'm tryin' to remember the last time I went someplace and you guys weren't there.

[manslut]

Join the club, I'd rather not see your ugly mug about this place. Not that there's a damn reason to keep up this bullshit anymore.

Kinda the job description of bein' a Turk. You're everywhere, gatherin' information and all kinds of other shit.

[barret_wallace]

Where's that other Turk, the one who's always with you?

[manslut]

Rude? Fuck if I know, he does whatever the hell he wants.