on future item drops at abaxcity

[onewaytrip]

That's not the only use for a fire extinguisher.

... I don't think you should ask for one. Again.

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[onewaytrip]

There aren't any probation workers here.

[Yet]

[undeathed]

So you've moved on to some other random authority figure, I getcha, you're unstoppable. Who're you gunning for, Barry?

[onewaytrip]

[staaaaaaaaaaaare, facial olympics, and then-]

I'm not killing anyone, Nathan.

[undeathed]

[ The most cheerful, smiley expression. Must you do the starey thing? ]

Well then why would you want a fire extinguisher? That's all we ever use it for! [ And he smiles like he's won and looks around, hands on his hips. ]

What are you doing there, anyway? Reality hopping isn't your style, man.

[onewaytrip]

I don't want it. And we shouldn't be using it... for that. [Hands over face.

Why can't we ever just... put out fires with the fire extinguisher?]

I'm stuck there.

[undeathed]

It's the only thing it's fucking good for. It's not like there's ever any fires.

Wait, are you putting out fires now? Because I don't think there's any call for that bullshit, let the professionals take care of that. They're paid to get third degree burns.

[ Where was he going with this again? ... ]

What do you mean you're stuck? You're never stuck, you're always the one figuring this screwed up shit out!