on future item drops at abaxcity

[onewaytrip]

That's not the only use for a fire extinguisher.

... I don't think you should ask for one. Again.

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[awkwards]

How is a fire extinguisher going to help us get out of this shithole?

[onewaytrip]

It's - it's not. [It was either that or the suit! Which one would make you more mad?]

[awkwards]

[ if you bring in that suit, there is no sex for you. x( ]

Then why the fuck did she want it?

[onewaytrip]

[:|]

She couldn't think of anything else. [Simon has a low opinion of his mun.]

Did yours ask for anything?

[awkwards]

[ don't, she is awesome. god, simon, be more of an idiot. ]

No. She couldn't think of anything, either. Kind of thinks the shit I own isn't important.

But now she has an idea and is kicking herself, the twat. [ eye roll. ]

[onewaytrip]

[Oh well, if you say so.]

There's always next month.

[AFTER ALL OF THE TRAUMATIZING THINGS.]

[awkwards]

You really think we'll be around for next month?

[ (tears) ]

[onewaytrip]

I'm not leaving. [Not for as long as you are there.]

[awkwards]

I hope you don't. [ selfish~ ]

But if you do ... as much as I like your mun, I'll hurt her. [ lmao if only she was kelly would this be threatening. ] With that fire extinguisher.

[onewaytrip]

I'll have to let her know.