It's the only thing it's fucking good for. It's not like there's ever any fires.
Wait, are you putting out fires now? Because I don't think there's any call for that bullshit, let the professionals take care of that. They're paid to get third degree burns.
[ Where was he going with this again? ... ]
What do you mean you're stuck? You're never stuck, you're always the one figuring this screwed up shit out!
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I'm not killing anyone, Nathan.
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Well then why would you want a fire extinguisher? That's all we ever use it for! [ And he smiles like he's won and looks around, hands on his hips. ]
What are you doing there, anyway? Reality hopping isn't your style, man.
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Why can't we ever just... put out fires with the fire extinguisher?]
I'm stuck there.
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Wait, are you putting out fires now? Because I don't think there's any call for that bullshit, let the professionals take care of that. They're paid to get third degree burns.
[ Where was he going with this again? ... ]
What do you mean you're stuck? You're never stuck, you're always the one figuring this screwed up shit out!