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[stabstabstab]

Mademoiselle, with all due respect.

What the hell are you thinking?

I do not need these ridiculous 'plots' that you are coming up with nor I do not need a 'catharsis' of any sort; I am fine the way I am. I am a Spy, not some sentimental fool. That would be that other RED idiot.

Cease this foolishness at once. You've already proven yourself incapable of managing me in that Haunted House, and you're struggling in that bizarre city. I fail to see how you'll be any different in this, this 'Paradise'.

And you will leave him out of this. Do you understand? He will not be involved in any of this, this shit that you have planned.

I offer no mercy to those who pry into my personal life. You would do well to remember this, girl.

Consider this my only warning.

Comments

[not_onyourside]

Find eet stressful? Non, only when I am on fire.

I meant zhat zhere are ozzer zhings een life besides zhe job. I zhink you may have forgotten zhat.

[stabstabstab]

My job is my life. It seems I have not made the point clear enough for you, or are you simply that blind?

[not_onyourside]

Non, I can see zhat. I simply feel sorry for you, zhat you feel zhat way.

[stabstabstab]

For having pride, passion and dedication to work that I enjoy?

[not_onyourside]

For being too blind to see beyond zhat.

[stabstabstab]

Or maybe you are the one who needs his eyes opened. Not everyone abides by your code in life and each finds their own sense of enjoyment, their own place in the world. For a Spy, you are ridiculously naive.

[not_onyourside]

[Shrug]

Perhaps I am. Not everyone ees as cold and as unfeeling as you have made yourself out to be, and zhere ees no reason to be such. Zhat ees what suits you, but not everyone. I for one, did not dream as a child of stabbing men een zhe back and shooting zhem for a war zhat does not even really exist.

And eet worries me zhat I zhink you might have dreamt of just such a zhing.

[stabstabstab]

You need not worry about me. I am a grown man, capable of making my own decisions. And if it is your Sniper that you are concerned for, well, so long as he learns to hold his tongue and abide by the rules, you will have nothing to fear.

[And the chances of that happening...?]

[not_onyourside]

My concerns are none of your business.

[So yeah, that.]

Since when has anyone on zhe team ever listened to zhe rules? Yourself eencluded.

[stabstabstab]

[Eyebrow raised.]

I am a professional, and I would like to keep my head on my neck where it belongs so...since I have joined RED.

[not_onyourside]

Or you have just not been caught.

[He'll see your eyebrow arch with a grin.]

[stabstabstab]

Believe as you want, but I can assure you that I toe the line.

And so should you. The Administrator is a cunning women, and she strikes when you least expect it and in ways that hurt the most. She has so far tolerated your antics, but I would advise you to watch where you step.

[not_onyourside]

Eef you say so.

[Meaning he doesn't believe that at all. Though what Spy says next brings him up short.]

My -- antics?

[stabstabstab]

No RED or BLU employee goes undetected. The Administrator has ears and eyes everywhere. I feel it is only fair to give you due warning, especially as, based on what you have just been telling me, you don't seem to be the type to obey the rules.

[not_onyourside]

I obey most of zhem. Generally.

Some of zhem I do not even know I am breaking.

[Oh willful ignorance of not knowing half of what his contract says because he's mostly illiterate in English.]

I would hate for my ah --transgressions to reflect poorly on you, being a fellow Spy and all.

[stabstabstab]

And when has the Administrator been one to take things in halves?

If you do not know, then perhaps you should consider reading up on them. I doubt she will accept ignorance as a sufficient excuse.

If you did, then I'd expect some improvement in your performance and behaviour. But seeing as you don't, it does not surprise me that you are still playing the part of charlatan and fool.

[not_onyourside]

Well, never.

You do not zhink very highly of me do you? Fortunately your opinion does not matter een such zhings. As clearly I am still here, and zhey would have replaced me years ago eef zhere was any question about zhe quality of my work.

[stabstabstab]

I rarely think highly of anyone. There are few who deserve such respect.

I will admit, the quality of your work is...better than the norm. It is your attitude that holds you back. And although my opinion does not count, I can say with some certainty that it is probably shared with our employer.

These two are so close to getting along... and so far.

[not_onyourside]

And how should my attitude be? Or perhaps I should have no personality at all? Zhat seems to be zhe standard amongst most Spies I have met.

Looking forward to them meeting in Paradise, and all the plots.

[stabstabstab]

You would stand to gain much by limiting your feelings, especially towards certain team mates. But I doubt you would pay heed to my advice anyway.

Me too! It's soonish right? September?

[not_onyourside]

I will take eet under advisement. Unlike you, I have some trouble hiding who I am.

2nd half of August, I think! There should hopefully be a plot post for it up though.

[stabstabstab]

[Spy merely inclines his head and shrugs.]

The life of a Spy isn't meant for many.

/cackles evily

[not_onyourside]

Non. Eet ees not.

[He sounds a bit wistful, but recovers nearly instantly.]

So, are you going to tell me zhese grand plans zhat your mundane has for you?

/cackles with. Don't suppose you have a Plurk, by any chance?

[stabstabstab]

I'm sure your lady will tell you in time to come. I wouldn't want to ruin the suspense.

[Keywords and icon is a giant hint.]

Well now I'm all intrigued! I do not. D: I'm sorry.

[not_onyourside]

Ever zhe tormentor.