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[stabstabstab]

Mademoiselle, with all due respect.

What the hell are you thinking?

I do not need these ridiculous 'plots' that you are coming up with nor I do not need a 'catharsis' of any sort; I am fine the way I am. I am a Spy, not some sentimental fool. That would be that other RED idiot.

Cease this foolishness at once. You've already proven yourself incapable of managing me in that Haunted House, and you're struggling in that bizarre city. I fail to see how you'll be any different in this, this 'Paradise'.

And you will leave him out of this. Do you understand? He will not be involved in any of this, this shit that you have planned.

I offer no mercy to those who pry into my personal life. You would do well to remember this, girl.

Consider this my only warning.

Comments

[hasstandards]

At least you're not gettin' stuck there forever.

[And that's as much of looking on the bright side as you'll get out of this Sniper.]

[stabstabstab]

No, but it is better for her to concentrate on other matters than such trivialities. And I would rather not be sent to this 'Paradise', especially when her intent is to make me suffer.

[hasstandards]

Maybe she thinks you deserve it.

[stabstabstab]

She feels that I need to develop a "heart" and that such trials are necessary for this to happen.

[Spy shakes his head, frustrated.]

[hasstandards]

Well, you aren't the warmest person I know.

[stabstabstab]

I do not recall that being part of my job description.

[hasstandards]

It seems your Mundane doesn't care about what's is and isn't in your job description. Color me surprised.

[stabstabstab]

If I were any other man, I might be inclined to agree with her. There is nothing wrong with positive emotions such as love and kindness.

But she forgets that I am a mercenary.

[hasstandards]

Yours and mine both. Put 'em together in a conversation, and they just breed trouble.

[stabstabstab]

It is humiliating to be run like a puppet on strings to the whims of little girls.

/schemes

[not_onyourside]

Oh such harsh language mon ami. Somezzing must be really bozzering you. Would you care to share wez zhe group? Talking can be zheraputic.

[So can grinning. Which he's doing a lot of.]

[france]

Aaa mais mon ami, these mundanes, they will try and try again until they are entertained! It is terrible, et c'est fous, but it is not unusual for them to be so... aaa, persistent.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey! Hey, I'm not exactly thrilled 'bout this. So ya know, you can go whine somewhere else where I don't have to hear it. Or have to look at you. Or you know, you can just go away forever.

/evil plotz

[stabstabstab]

[Shooting you dirty looks, as he retrieves a cigarette from his case.]

The Mademoiselle will tell your mundane soon enough. Apparently you're a big part of it.

[He lights up and starts smoking, some tension clearly leaving his shoulders as he relaxes a little.]

[stabstabstab]

Persistent in all the wrong things. She should be concentrating on bettering her skills as a Spy, or her studies, rather than churning out all this sentimental and ridiculous garbage.

Oh reaaaaally??

[not_onyourside]

Oh am I now? Me, zhe disgrace? You poor zhing, however will you recover?

[stabstabstab]

If the Mademoiselle has her way, you'll be seeing a lot more of me than you'd like, boy.

Ya reaaaaaally.

[stabstabstab]

The same way I always have. Misery is always better shared, and I'd hate to keep it all to myself. Especially since I have team mates in the city, like your friend the Sniper.

[One hand slides into his pocket, his fingers running over the handle of his knife.]

:D

[not_onyourside]

Attacking a teammate? What of zhat stoic professionalism you were boasting of?

>: D

[stabstabstab]

Oh no, if all things go according to my mundane's plan, it will be the Convict who is attacking me, justifying self-defence. I'm just using the situation to its best.

[not_onyourside]

I --- I am afraid I do not understand.

[stabstabstab]

The whole matter will come to light in due time, I'm sure your mundane will be contacted.

But you cannot say that you do not understand, given the man's history with team mates.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat he would attack you for no reason? Non, zhat does not sound like him. What are you planning to do to instigate such a zhing?

[stabstabstab]

Well, it certainly isn't going to be me who draws my knife first. You must admit, he has had a tendency of making very hasty and rash decisions.

[not_onyourside]

I zhink zhat ees a common trait amongst Snipers. Eet ees probably somezzing to do wez zhe job, I am not sure. So I take eet being een zhis place will be just as unpleasant as zhe last time I was zhere.

I cannot wait.