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[wannaseeyour]

Listen up, Chumps and Chumpettes! An’ especially you, little missy mun. Clear that dirt outta yer ears, and get a load of this news! Y’ready? Y’ready for it? Hey, Avery, you think they’re ready?

[ Avery throws in his two cents along with a thoughtful puff from his cigar. ] Hmmmmm. Nope.

Well, these poor little nimrods just gotta deal with it. So, without further ado, here’s the dealio:

I’m bored. Now fix it.

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[herr_niemand]

There's no such thing as dumb questions! In fact, there's no such thing as questions!

Only dumb.

Can you embrace dumb? It's like putty in your hands.

[wannaseeyour]

Sounds like you embraced the dumb. Jeez-louise. Are you even listenin' to yourself?

[herr_niemand]

Nope! I listen to the people, I'm a charity-worker in a way except I don't spend millions to feel good about myself!

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[wannaseeyour]

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[wannaseeyour]

Alright, alright. Wait a cotton-pickin' minute. There's like... [ vague handmotions. ] A disconnect happenin' here. I'm tryin' to either provoke you into a fight or figure out what yer sayin, an' you're kinda sorta completely off your rocker. One of these things has gotta change, bub.

[herr_niemand]

You're right, the times they are a-changin'~ --and it's not just Bob Dylan's hair.

[He rushes off to pull in with a psychedelic bus.]

Join my merry band aka the Brotherhood of Dada. We're dedicated to nonsense, freedom, and dada galore!

[wannaseeyour]

...Ain'tcha gonna offer me candy?

[herr_niemand]

The WORLD will be candy, ripe for out licking! We'll be able to do anything we want with no consequences!

[wannaseeyour]

C'mon, you're not even tryin' here. If you're gonna pick up little girls in your metaphorical white van, then you'd better start carryin' some real candy around. [ WHERE IS CHRIS HANSEN WHEN YOU NEED HIM ]