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Listen up, Chumps and Chumpettes! An’ especially you, little missy mun. Clear that dirt outta yer ears, and get a load of this news! Y’ready? Y’ready for it? Hey, Avery, you think they’re ready?

[ Avery throws in his two cents along with a thoughtful puff from his cigar. ] Hmmmmm. Nope.

Well, these poor little nimrods just gotta deal with it. So, without further ado, here’s the dealio:

I’m bored. Now fix it.

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You're bored, are you? Well, welcome to the club - it's a whole group full of people who are bored.

Kid Gladiator does not have dirt in his ears!

Uncontrollable as ever. Why can you not simply embrace peace when it finds you?

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Yeah, yeah, I catch yer drift. We're all bored, but some are more bored than others. Some in this case is me. Which means I'm the priority here! So are ya gonna sit there and argue like some kinda nerd, or are ya gonna do something worth my time?

...Y'just referred to yerself in third person, kiddo. I think that dirt in the ears is the least of your problems.

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Why would I want to help you?

Embrace it and take a nap.

Man, me too. I'm just sitting here, doing nothing while the mun lady waits for the game to open.

Ugh, you again? Didn't me an' Avery already kick yer keister, knock yer creepy lights out, punt ya straight to the moon, etc etc, an' all that jazz? You've seen me in action! You know me an' peace ain't friends, and there's no way, no how we're gonna embrace it!

How about you embrace it an' take a nap. Then I'll just steal all your swag while you're sleeping! Sounds like a good plan!

Do that thing with the bird again.

Think of it as a thing'a mutual benefit. You scratch my back, I scratch yers somewhat, but mostly just punch you in the face a lot of times. I'll probably punch you in the face more if you don't help me, though.

That's actually really hard to do with me. The stealing part. So, hey, I'm up for the challenge if you are.

We remember it differently. Of course - everyone remembers it differently.

If peace simply is not in your nature...

...We could always bring it upon you. Eternally.

... [ Stare. Avery pokes his head out from under her hat to also stare. ]

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Hurghhhh. Ya'd think they could be just a tiny bit creative for once, y'know? I mean, if they're gonna have us roamin' around in the INCREDIBLY EMPTY SPACE between their ears, they should at least set some snacks out or somethin'. Play a little music. Put on my shows. The usual stuff.