party party party

[wannaseeyour]

Listen up, Chumps and Chumpettes! An’ especially you, little missy mun. Clear that dirt outta yer ears, and get a load of this news! Y’ready? Y’ready for it? Hey, Avery, you think they’re ready?

[ Avery throws in his two cents along with a thoughtful puff from his cigar. ] Hmmmmm. Nope.

Well, these poor little nimrods just gotta deal with it. So, without further ado, here’s the dealio:

I’m bored. Now fix it.

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[seabitches]

You're bored, are you? Well, welcome to the club - it's a whole group full of people who are bored.

[wannaseeyour]

[ hello theon ]

Yeah, yeah, I catch yer drift. We're all bored, but some are more bored than others. Some in this case is me. Which means I'm the priority here! So are ya gonna sit there and argue like some kinda nerd, or are ya gonna do something worth my time?

[subvertive]

Kid Gladiator does not have dirt in his ears!

[wannaseeyour]

...Y'just referred to yerself in third person, kiddo. I think that dirt in the ears is the least of your problems.

[toilandtrouble]

Uncontrollable as ever. Why can you not simply embrace peace when it finds you?

[wannaseeyour]

Ugh, you again? Didn't me an' Avery already kick yer keister, knock yer creepy lights out, punt ya straight to the moon, etc etc, an' all that jazz? You've seen me in action! You know me an' peace ain't friends, and there's no way, no how we're gonna embrace it!

[borrowingtime]

Embrace it and take a nap.

[wannaseeyour]

How about you embrace it an' take a nap. Then I'll just steal all your swag while you're sleeping! Sounds like a good plan!

[dadissues]

Man, me too. I'm just sitting here, doing nothing while the mun lady waits for the game to open.

[wannaseeyour]

Hurghhhh. Ya'd think they could be just a tiny bit creative for once, y'know? I mean, if they're gonna have us roamin' around in the INCREDIBLY EMPTY SPACE between their ears, they should at least set some snacks out or somethin'. Play a little music. Put on my shows. The usual stuff.

[notjelly]

Do that thing with the bird again.

[wannaseeyour]

... [ Stare. Avery pokes his head out from under her hat to also stare. ]

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...What thing?

[orcacrush]

C'mon little girl hop into the sea with me and you'll never~be~bored~again~









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[wannaseeyour]

I FUCKING HATE YOU I GIVE UP IM NOT EVEN GOING TO BE IC HERE GODDAMNIODGH ISFHLKJFJGHF
WHY DO YOU RUIN
EVERYTHING
GOOD IN THIS WORLD

[wannaseeyour]

I HATE YOU

[wannaseeyour]

so much so fuckug much

[wannaseeyour]

no

[wannaseeyour]

my hatred for you cannot be describe through the word "hate" alone. its more of an expression of heat and energy you jerkity piece of jerkhood.

[needahand]

[Offers a cigarette]

[wannaseeyour]

[ smacks that shit straight out of your hands, buddy boy. ]

[hatesvampires]

Ahh, I don't think that's gonna work there sawtooth.

[wannaseeyour]

Oh, yeah? Y'obviously got somethin' to say. So, c'mon, wise guy. Spill it. Why ain't it gonna work, huh?

[herr_niemand]

Have you tried sealing Paris inside a painting?

[wannaseeyour]

[ what. ]

What.

[ what. ]

What.

[ Together, both Peacock and Avery: ]

Huh?

[bloodied_maid]

Nice to see you haven't changed at all, Patrica.

1/3

[wannaseeyour]

Marie!

[infinitepossibility]

[ If he's allowed to air his personal opinion he'll say there's no need to cause such a hullabaloo over being bored, but then again he pretty much keeps his opinions to himself. Instead, he regards Peacock coolly, expression give away nothing. ]

...What kind of bored? [ Because boredom comes in all shapes and sizes, obviously. ]

[wannaseeyour]

The horrible, no good, very bad kinda bored. Duh. [ THERE IS ONLY ONE TYPE OF BORED YOU DUMB NERDY NERD. ]