voice test, homeless but considering distantskies

[anytime]

this is fucked up thats what it is. youd doom an entire timeline to rp me and thats grade a bullshit man no way in hell am i down with it

hahaha right like you could even try to stay canon compliant in a fucking reverse jamjar. we are drifting further and further down a doomed riverway and you are the little tugboat with a boatload of dead daves. hold up theres a body in the water oh its just another dave nbd

im chill with the username. the double entendre could be better but ill take what i can get at this point. the journey reference is pretty ironic

just. fuck if you gotta doom me make it something in my history. taking a wrong turn at some bullshit magic window is a pretty lame reason to kill everyone. just saying

and quit worrying about my typing quirk of all fucking things. seriously theres semi canon precedence for this shit so who cares if it isnt the accepted standard. we got the rationale sealed airtight. we could send it into space if we wanted and if people dont like it they can serve themselves a healthy dose of shut the fuck up

ok now youre worried about being rude i think you shouldve thought this over before sharing headspace. i know i know its hard when youre tempted by a strider but sometimes you gotta pony up and take one for the team

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[neverfoundanything]

I say, that's a terribly grim outlook on things. Apt, considering, but terribly grim.

[anytime]

youre shitting me right. you havent seen grim until youve given your own corpse proper funeral rites man. dressed that motherfucker up in a classy suit and tie just to pitch it into the inferno

[neverfoundanything]

Americans are so crass.

...Though I do admit, that does seem rather grim. And a waste of a perfectly good suit, if you ask me.

[anytime]

wow way to make assumptions dude where the fuck are you from then

[neverfoundanything]

But I was right, wasn't I? I have a special knack for accents. I'm from jolly old England, myself, where we speak proper English.

[anytime]

hell no im from texas its like its own motherfuckin country

god why arent you talking to rose rose would be all over this shit

how old are you anyway you look old

should i be worried

are you going to offer me candy

just to warn you ill take the candy but i dont get into vans with strangers my bro taught me well

[neverfoundanything]

...Well, I've lost the thread of this conversation. And I'm an adult, thank you, though I wouldn't be averse to some sweets right now... Anyway, an adult, not some sniveling toddler who cannot even manage to capitalize proper names. How old are you, anyway?

[ibelieveibelieveibelieve]

You really ought to think about some of the language you use. It's not very kind at all.

[anytime]

striders dont do kindness lady

were too badass for that

[ibelieveibelieveibelieve]

You don't do kindness? That's so sad.

[anytime]

aw hell no its awesome. means busting out ill jams and handing out asses on silver platters of verbal smackdown

those platters are more expensive your house you should be thankful

[ibelieveibelieveibelieve]

I doubt that they are, sir.

[anytime]

sir? hahaha oh my god why isnt rose here shed eat this shit up

Here have an AU Gamzee XP Right out of 1920s Southern USA

[bayou_miracles]

Death is a sad thing brother but it's still a natural thing. Your Dave brothers are in the beyond somewhere.

Still don't mean that it t'aint right causin' deaths.

[He was whimsical at first but he did have a distinct darkening in tone at mentioning people causing deaths.]

oh god

[anytime]

no shit bro

finally someone gets this bullshit if only theyd convince puppetmaster douchebag over here

Yep and it's as bad as you think xD

[bayou_miracles]

[Gamzee does not know a couple of these words but oh well.]

It doesn't seem like we can change their ways brother. So you just have to deal with it.

((OOC: If you at all feel like playing a character from the 20s Gamzee's game is just starting to open reserves and applications.))

[anytime]

fuck that im not taking this shit laying down

theyre worse than paradox space god damn

(ooc: Different time periods aren't really my forte, so I'm not sure how well it'd work for me, but if you give me a link, I'll check it out!)

[bayou_miracles]

They are really bad at times. Though I am different than some folk here, I'm not leavin' my universe. It's more like the mundanes are watchin' us do what we normally would.

((OOC: Alright here you go: http://teetotaler.dreamwidth.org/profile

I believe applications open tomorrow and the game itself starts August first))

[anytime]

shit that isnt creepy at all. not at all like some fucked up terrarium where the owners are all "oh hey looks like that one branched off into a doomed timeline guess we better go biblical on the place"

the only reason therell be any survivors is because they were paired up on an ark a veritable ship to save all ships

and the survivors penance is to bone each other

(ooc: Ok, cool. Thanks!)

[lunchmuffs]

nooooooo no more dead daves!! i already feel bad enough about before on lofaf!!

what magic window are you talking about?? does it at least look cool?

[anytime]

nah lofaf was cool it had to happen. so dont worry about it

and its a magic window into another dimension. i guess that makes it pretty cool by default but going through it means dooming the whole timeline

so yeah not so cool

kind of shitty actually

[lunchmuffs]

are you sure?? i mean even if it HAD to happen it still sucked ok :(

so you have to kill all of us if you go through? that is pretty shitty. but what if it is one of those crazy timelines that do not exist anymore?? that could be the case right?

[anytime]

ok not gonna argue with that. but thats because paradox space is like staring down the swollen cancerous pimple on a clowns bulge and the bulge is loaded

but yeah i dunno. im pretty sure any divergence from the alpha timeline counts as doomed though and paradox space takes exterminating that shit seriously. makes ollying down the rabbit hole seem like a piss poor idea either way

maybe if i act retarded enough ill legit turn into pooh bear. get my fat ass stuck and everyone has to work together to keep me from falling into wonderland

[lunchmuffs]

ewwww :( that was gross dave

so will you look for honey in trees where there are bees? that might be a bad idea, you know how bees are!! too many beestings on your face and you would not be able to get any girls. wait... 'pick up chicks'?? is that it?

[anytime]

...wait

are you asleep

oh god i thought i was done with time shenanigans. at least for a while