voice test, homeless but considering distantskies

[anytime]

this is fucked up thats what it is. youd doom an entire timeline to rp me and thats grade a bullshit man no way in hell am i down with it

hahaha right like you could even try to stay canon compliant in a fucking reverse jamjar. we are drifting further and further down a doomed riverway and you are the little tugboat with a boatload of dead daves. hold up theres a body in the water oh its just another dave nbd

im chill with the username. the double entendre could be better but ill take what i can get at this point. the journey reference is pretty ironic

just. fuck if you gotta doom me make it something in my history. taking a wrong turn at some bullshit magic window is a pretty lame reason to kill everyone. just saying

and quit worrying about my typing quirk of all fucking things. seriously theres semi canon precedence for this shit so who cares if it isnt the accepted standard. we got the rationale sealed airtight. we could send it into space if we wanted and if people dont like it they can serve themselves a healthy dose of shut the fuck up

ok now youre worried about being rude i think you shouldve thought this over before sharing headspace. i know i know its hard when youre tempted by a strider but sometimes you gotta pony up and take one for the team

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[neverfoundanything]

I say, that's a terribly grim outlook on things. Apt, considering, but terribly grim.

[anytime]

youre shitting me right. you havent seen grim until youve given your own corpse proper funeral rites man. dressed that motherfucker up in a classy suit and tie just to pitch it into the inferno

[neverfoundanything]

Americans are so crass.

...Though I do admit, that does seem rather grim. And a waste of a perfectly good suit, if you ask me.

[anytime]

wow way to make assumptions dude where the fuck are you from then

[neverfoundanything]

But I was right, wasn't I? I have a special knack for accents. I'm from jolly old England, myself, where we speak proper English.

[anytime]

hell no im from texas its like its own motherfuckin country

god why arent you talking to rose rose would be all over this shit

how old are you anyway you look old

should i be worried

are you going to offer me candy

just to warn you ill take the candy but i dont get into vans with strangers my bro taught me well

[ibelieveibelieveibelieve]

You really ought to think about some of the language you use. It's not very kind at all.

[neverfoundanything]

...Well, I've lost the thread of this conversation. And I'm an adult, thank you, though I wouldn't be averse to some sweets right now... Anyway, an adult, not some sniveling toddler who cannot even manage to capitalize proper names. How old are you, anyway?

[anytime]

low blow dude going after my capitalization. i have a condition ill have you know shit is serious. its probably terminal

and i am a nubile young boy isnt that all you care about. my plush rump sashaying around your van in the dark

or do you only like 10 year olds or something

maybe you wont bite as soon as they hit puberty

shit man way to break my heart

[anytime]

striders dont do kindness lady

were too badass for that

[neverfoundanything]

Yes, that would explain all those bodies you were referencing.

...Quite. Yes, yes, actually, I'm deeply sorry, you strange little man, but you're just not my 'type'.

[anytime]

oh no dude you practically got down on one knee and proposed this shit is serious now youve defiled me

where is your honor???

i marched down this aisle in full bridal regalia to your waiting arms no way in hell are you allowed to get cold feet

were taking our vows of holy matrimony right here right now

[neverfoundanything]

You know, I only understand about a third of what you're saying, but it's very amusing, and I think I understand all that French art, now.

[anytime]

yeah thats right im a high class broad fucking picture perfect art nouveau. you wouldnt be able to afford me if i wasnt swooning at your feet

oh you sly cad

[ibelieveibelieveibelieve]

You don't do kindness? That's so sad.

[neverfoundanything]

I was referring more to all of that 'readymade' nonsense, but I wouldn't want to confuse a, what was it, a nubile youth? Poor little thing. Anyway, this has been very diverting, but I have a pressing appointment with a bottle of whiskey.

[anytime]

aw hell no its awesome. means busting out ill jams and handing out asses on silver platters of verbal smackdown

those platters are more expensive your house you should be thankful

[ibelieveibelieveibelieve]

I doubt that they are, sir.

[anytime]

yeah see thats what i mean why didnt you hit up lalonde. it just makes your love for little boys even more obvious

why do you deny yourself

my body is ready

[anytime]

sir? hahaha oh my god why isnt rose here shed eat this shit up

[neverfoundanything]

I think you've succeeded; I am finally completely speechless.

[ibelieveibelieveibelieve]

Is Rose a friend of yours?

[anytime]

its ok baby just let dave hold you in his warm bosom. itll be a snug fit with a face like that but we cant have everything

[neverfoundanything]

Love to, really, can't, like I said, pressing whiskey appointment, chin chin.

Here have an AU Gamzee XP Right out of 1920s Southern USA

[bayou_miracles]

Death is a sad thing brother but it's still a natural thing. Your Dave brothers are in the beyond somewhere.

Still don't mean that it t'aint right causin' deaths.

[He was whimsical at first but he did have a distinct darkening in tone at mentioning people causing deaths.]