voice test, homeless but considering distantskies

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this is fucked up thats what it is. youd doom an entire timeline to rp me and thats grade a bullshit man no way in hell am i down with it

hahaha right like you could even try to stay canon compliant in a fucking reverse jamjar. we are drifting further and further down a doomed riverway and you are the little tugboat with a boatload of dead daves. hold up theres a body in the water oh its just another dave nbd

im chill with the username. the double entendre could be better but ill take what i can get at this point. the journey reference is pretty ironic

just. fuck if you gotta doom me make it something in my history. taking a wrong turn at some bullshit magic window is a pretty lame reason to kill everyone. just saying

and quit worrying about my typing quirk of all fucking things. seriously theres semi canon precedence for this shit so who cares if it isnt the accepted standard. we got the rationale sealed airtight. we could send it into space if we wanted and if people dont like it they can serve themselves a healthy dose of shut the fuck up

ok now youre worried about being rude i think you shouldve thought this over before sharing headspace. i know i know its hard when youre tempted by a strider but sometimes you gotta pony up and take one for the team