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Dear mund--no, you know what, in Applejack's words, buck that.

Look. I'm not going to get too upset about the humanizing. I mean, some of the other Twilight Sparkles here have it happen to them without any choice in the matter, and at least I'll get the option of changing back eventually. Plus, I'll get to do it while expanding my magical repertoire, which is always a plus.

BUT AS CHARMING AS NORRINGTON IS, I DO NOT ENJOY THE IDEA OF HAVING A SQUID GOD STUCK IN MY STOMACH. AND I REFUSE TO GO AROUND IN JUST A VEST AND A FEZ LIKE THAT GUY WITH THE WEIRD ACCENT. Just because I spend most of my time in the library, just because ponies don't always wear clothes, it doesn't mean I can't tell "blatant fanservice" when I see it!

And for the love of Celestia, STOP BRAGGING ABOUT HOW EVIL THIS MAKES YOU FEEL. We get it. You like torturing us. Don't wear it like a badge of honor!

[Sigh.]

...Not that you'll listen to me, anyway. I know what you're like when you get like this, and just hope that you get bored with the plot sooner as opposed to later.

...your frustrated, infurated muse,
Twilight Sparkle.

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Think of it as a little dating service~

...yeah, you know what? Enjoy it. Sooner or later you'll get yours. You and I both know your mun is just as screwed up in the head as mine.

Which is why he'll go along with anything I say~

Such a miniscule, simple mundane~

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[FACEPALM]

[Groooaaaan...]

So this is why I saw her creating representative images of my symbiote form...

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1/2 wow I am all the icon abuse tonight

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well shit

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[Somepony thinks you'd actually look really cool in a fez, Ooh Ooh! You should borrow her bubble blowing pipe!]

Edited 2012-07-23 07:10 (UTC)

[It's a good thing that she's not the mindreader in this headspace, Pinkie, or else she'd look at you like you were crazy.

Then again, Pinkie's exactly the kind of girl who would run around nude even if she WAS a human.]

I never thought I'd see the day when I am more well treated in my canon than you are in this City.

I'd be laughing if it wasn't particularly...sad.

...You're telling me. Then again, the City seems to be one of those "hive of pain and suffering" types of games, so I guess it had to happen sooner or later, and my mun wasn't happy with me just ruining my reputation by being his soapbox mouthpiece.

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[... He would ask something, but to be honest what you said paints a really good picture, Twilight. Perry gives her a sympathetic look, or at least tries to; it's honestly hard to be truly sympathetic to someone you hardly know.]

[...Oh, come on, now, Perry. At least you get to be badass in your humanized form.]

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...

(Just...uhh...)

Humanized, minimal clothing and...a squid god in your stomach...

(She's trying to say something supportive, but her brain braking like that just results in random sputtering.)

At least he was joking about the clothing. I think. I hope.

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[Apparently someone finds this dilemma more amusing than dangerous.]

...Enjoy it while you can, Spike. Apparently yours has plans for you, too.

As if I wasn't suffering enough with just this.

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Oh good, you two are a perfect match.

...You know, some day I'm just going to watch you and Him tearing at each other's throats about this.

I hope I have enough popcorn.

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Oh you're one of Yoggie's friends?

We've gotten acquainted. One of his family, I take it?

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...

What.

...don't ask, Shining.

It's not worth the headache.

[Oh Em Gee, does this mean what he thinks it means?

Well this is Cupid, so it'll mean whatever he wants it to mean.]

...Don't even think it.

This is purely business, no pleasure on this cruise.

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