oh yeah, she mad

[friendship_reporter]

Dear mund--no, you know what, in Applejack's words, buck that.

Look. I'm not going to get too upset about the humanizing. I mean, some of the other Twilight Sparkles here have it happen to them without any choice in the matter, and at least I'll get the option of changing back eventually. Plus, I'll get to do it while expanding my magical repertoire, which is always a plus.

BUT AS CHARMING AS NORRINGTON IS, I DO NOT ENJOY THE IDEA OF HAVING A SQUID GOD STUCK IN MY STOMACH. AND I REFUSE TO GO AROUND IN JUST A VEST AND A FEZ LIKE THAT GUY WITH THE WEIRD ACCENT. Just because I spend most of my time in the library, just because ponies don't always wear clothes, it doesn't mean I can't tell "blatant fanservice" when I see it!

And for the love of Celestia, STOP BRAGGING ABOUT HOW EVIL THIS MAKES YOU FEEL. We get it. You like torturing us. Don't wear it like a badge of honor!

[Sigh.]

...Not that you'll listen to me, anyway. I know what you're like when you get like this, and just hope that you get bored with the plot sooner as opposed to later.

...your frustrated, infurated muse,
Twilight Sparkle.

Comments

[fezcromancer]

Which would you prefer? A human form and a snack food craving, or slowly transforming into a miniature Ponythulhu over the centuries due to your blood becoming completely replaced with dark matter?

[friendship_reporter]

You mean they aren't the same thing?

[fezcromancer]

Considering your impending situation, I will say from personal experience that the latter is more likely.

[friendship_reporter]

...And yet somehow, the thought of becoming an eldritch abomination is less horrifying than the thought of wearing a fez.

[fezcromancer]

What is wrong with my fez?!

[friendship_reporter]

Nothing, nothing!

It accentuates your enormous forehead quite nicely, in fact.

[fezcromancer]

At least my "enormous" forehead does not have a HORN protruding from it!

[friendship_reporter]

At least that horn makes me halfway competent at magic!

1/2

[fezcromancer]

!!!
[Oh, now you've done it]

I'll show YOU "half competent"!!

[His hands start to glow with a green aura, when...]

2/2

[doncalamari]

[... Norrington smacks Papierwaite upside the head with his cane, causing the sorcerer to let out a painful yelp]

Oh GIVE IT A REST, Papierwaite! I'm sure whatever infantile enchantment you're conjuring up will only serve to make things even worse than they already are!