oh yeah, she mad

[friendship_reporter]

Dear mund--no, you know what, in Applejack's words, buck that.

Look. I'm not going to get too upset about the humanizing. I mean, some of the other Twilight Sparkles here have it happen to them without any choice in the matter, and at least I'll get the option of changing back eventually. Plus, I'll get to do it while expanding my magical repertoire, which is always a plus.

BUT AS CHARMING AS NORRINGTON IS, I DO NOT ENJOY THE IDEA OF HAVING A SQUID GOD STUCK IN MY STOMACH. AND I REFUSE TO GO AROUND IN JUST A VEST AND A FEZ LIKE THAT GUY WITH THE WEIRD ACCENT. Just because I spend most of my time in the library, just because ponies don't always wear clothes, it doesn't mean I can't tell "blatant fanservice" when I see it!

And for the love of Celestia, STOP BRAGGING ABOUT HOW EVIL THIS MAKES YOU FEEL. We get it. You like torturing us. Don't wear it like a badge of honor!

[Sigh.]

...Not that you'll listen to me, anyway. I know what you're like when you get like this, and just hope that you get bored with the plot sooner as opposed to later.

...your frustrated, infurated muse,
Twilight Sparkle.

Comments

[old_one_hero]

Sure but even with idea we metaphysically exist they still have the notion we don't exist in their universe. Meaning they aren't just a drop of water in the ocean as much as our existence in their world would make them.

[friendship_reporter]

But surely they're aware of parallel universes! In fact, that would arguably make them even MORE insignificant! After all, it would mean that not only do you exist, but that their universe isn't even worth your time.