dear_mun | maxwell smart / get smart.

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maxwell smart / get smart.

Afternoon, Chief.

So this is the new headquarters. Snazzy. Don't get me wrong, Chief, there wasn't anything wrong with the old headquarters. Well. Before.

Anyway, my point is, thanks for picking me out of all your agents to get your party started. Am I right?

Not - that - this is a party. These missions are serious business. It was just a figure of speech. You know that, as an agent, I've trained myself to desire absolutely no fun on the job.

All business.

Always.

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Um... yes?

[her white dog ears lay down against her head. should she know what that is? D:]

Okay, well, I guess the easy answer is "it's a movie," but the real answer is "peop-"

Oh my God, your ears just moved, I thought they were fake how does that work.

Oh, they're real! They came with my new powers when I got to the god tiers, because my dreamself had them. And, when I died, I ascended in her body.

Okay, wait.

So are you saying that if I play this game, and I decide that my dreamself avatar player thing has, like, Justin Bieber hair, and I die in-game, I'll use my next life having Justin Bieber hair?

Well, I didn't really decide it, but I guess that's how it works, kind of! Because, when you die and are reborn into the god tiers, your mind and memories go into your dreamself's body. Which actually kind of makes sense-- because, if your waking body is dead, you can't use it anymore.

What about your items and stuff? Or do you have to go and gather all of them again? Because that is the worst back when I playvideo games and die and all my items just disappear. Or worse, when it sends be back to the beginning of the level.

No, all of the things that you were carrying stay with your body. I guess you could go and get them, but I don't even really know where mine is!

Oh.

I'm surprised no one's come up with a hack for that.

I know a couple guys who probably could, though, if anyone else wants it.

Um! I don't think you can hack this game. And, even if you could, it would probably be really, really dangerous!

Ah, you're probably right. I mean, with all the hi-tech dog ears flying stuff, the developers probably anticipated it.

That's right!

-- oh, I almost forgot! I was going to show you something! The Green Sun is where some of my powers come from, so I can show it to you really easily!

[and then... she disappears. not as in turns invisible-- as in there is now a girl-shaped hole in space, through which he should be able to see stars, the figures of a couple of other kids her age... and, quite literally, a large, burning, green sun.]

[yes. yes, he does see all of them - the stars and the other kids and the green sun and why does that remind him of a dr. seuss book? he takes it surprisingly well. at least - for a second. standing there calmly.

until something snaps and he starts to freak out.]

Hey! That's not normal! That is the inverse of normal - HEY.

[she reappears quite quickly, not wanting to alarm him more than necessary.]

It's okay! I'm still right here!

You just turned into space.

[he'll get back to the professionalism and, well, calmness in a second.]

Actually, I just acted as a window to show you space!

[and turning into business starting right - now.]

So how long has KAOS had that technology?

KAOS? Um, I don't understand...

Said just like a KAOS agent who's just been compromised.

But-- I can't be a KAOS agent, I don't even know what that means!

No. See. I called your bluff. You're supposed to pull a gun on me, or -

[BUT WAIT what if she's not a KAOS agent. gears in max's head: they are moving.]

[... ohhhh she frowns. HE'S NOW HAVING A FINGER WAGGED AT HIM.]

I am not a bad guy! I mean, I don't know what a KAOS agent is or anything, but the way you're acting about them makes it sound like they're the bad guys. And I'm not one! And, besides, I don't even have my rifle anymore. I think it got left with my old body when I died.

Okay.

Wait.

If you're not a KAOS agent.

And you have awesome tech like that -

[hold up. tie-straightening. throat-clearing. if she's from CONTROL, she's clearly a higher-up to have that kind of access, and wow he would rather not look like an idiot. so here goes: ]

Is your refrigerator running?

My refrigerator? I'm pretty sure it got blown up by the meteors a long time ago!

That's.

[...not the proper countersign. :| ]

I can't do anything with that. Did the manual change signals on me?

What manual?

maxwell smart / get smart.

Pleasure's all mine, I'm sure~!

no we share it. B|

oh fine if you insist

outstanding. :3

jsslkja explaining the game to him is oddly entertaining

he is just not going to get it unless/until he gets there. just.

she plans to show him a glimpse of another universe.

yes excellent. ps - i've never read homestuck so i'm also kinda like DERP. :D

EXCELLENT /twirls evil mustache

fufufu.

You wouldn't happen to have AIM, would you...

indeed, i do. ghettospellwork. :3

Mind if I add you~?

go for it!

HAHA so professional...

always.

oh hi

hay gurl haaaaay.

hayyyyyyyyyy

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay again finally sorry i was at work ; A ;

It's cool! Hi bb :D

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AND THE CONFUSION TABLES ARE TURNED

OUTSTANDING JUST AS PLANNED.

Why is this so much fun. I love this thread.

because we are ridiculous tbh.

ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

YESSSSS.

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