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maxwell smart / get smart.
Afternoon, Chief.
So this is the new headquarters. Snazzy. Don't get me wrong, Chief, there wasn't anything wrong with the old headquarters. Well. Before.
Anyway, my point is, thanks for picking me out of all your agents to get your party started. Am I right?
Not - that - this is a party. These missions are serious business. It was just a figure of speech. You know that, as an agent, I've trained myself to desire absolutely no fun on the job.
All business.
Always.
So this is the new headquarters. Snazzy. Don't get me wrong, Chief, there wasn't anything wrong with the old headquarters. Well. Before.
Anyway, my point is, thanks for picking me out of all your agents to get your party started. Am I right?
Not - that - this is a party. These missions are serious business. It was just a figure of speech. You know that, as an agent, I've trained myself to desire absolutely no fun on the job.
All business.
Always.
fufufu.
You wouldn't happen to have AIM, would you...
-- oh, I almost forgot! I was going to show you something! The Green Sun is where some of my powers come from, so I can show it to you really easily!
[and then... she disappears. not as in turns invisible-- as in there is now a girl-shaped hole in space, through which he should be able to see stars, the figures of a couple of other kids her age... and, quite literally, a large, burning, green sun.]
indeed, i do. ghettospellwork. :3
until something snaps and he starts to freak out.]
Hey! That's not normal! That is the inverse of normal - HEY.
Mind if I add you~?
It's okay! I'm still right here!
go for it!
[he'll get back to the professionalism and, well, calmness in a second.]
HAHA so professional...
always.
So how long has KAOS had that technology?
oh hi
hay gurl haaaaay.
hayyyyyyyyyy
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay again finally sorry i was at work ; A ;
[BUT WAIT what if she's not a KAOS agent. gears in max's head: they are moving.]
It's cool! Hi bb :D
I am not a bad guy! I mean, I don't know what a KAOS agent is or anything, but the way you're acting about them makes it sound like they're the bad guys. And I'm not one! And, besides, I don't even have my rifle anymore. I think it got left with my old body when I died.
Re: It's cool! Hi bb :D
Wait.
If you're not a KAOS agent.
And you have awesome tech like that -
[hold up. tie-straightening. throat-clearing. if she's from CONTROL, she's clearly a higher-up to have that kind of access, and wow he would rather not look like an idiot. so here goes: ]
Is your refrigerator running?
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[...not the proper countersign. :| ]
I can't do anything with that. Did the manual change signals on me?
AND THE CONFUSION TABLES ARE TURNED
OUTSTANDING JUST AS PLANNED.
CONTROL -
manual - okay, is this some kind of test?
Why is this so much fun. I love this thread.
because we are ridiculous tbh.
I mean, okay, I figure that since I have failed so hard on this test and you're going to tell the chief how much I suck, I might as well fess up, right? First step to getting better is admitting that you ahve a problem.
ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS
YESSSSS.
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