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[smartest]

Afternoon, Chief.

So this is the new headquarters. Snazzy. Don't get me wrong, Chief, there wasn't anything wrong with the old headquarters. Well. Before.

Anyway, my point is, thanks for picking me out of all your agents to get your party started. Am I right?

Not - that - this is a party. These missions are serious business. It was just a figure of speech. You know that, as an agent, I've trained myself to desire absolutely no fun on the job.

All business.

Always.

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Why is this so much fun. I love this thread.

[wannayiffyn]

I don't know, I'm really confused right now! [:C]

because we are ridiculous tbh.

[smartest]

Me, too.

I mean, okay, I figure that since I have failed so hard on this test and you're going to tell the chief how much I suck, I might as well fess up, right? First step to getting better is admitting that you ahve a problem.

ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

[wannayiffyn]

I'm not an agent of anything, though! I'm just Jade.

YESSSSS.

[smartest]

No, no, it's okay. I've got it figured out. You don't have to be undercover anymore.

[wannayiffyn]

But I'm not undercover! I'm Jade Harley and I'm 13 and I like plants...

[smartest]

Look, I know it's a side-effect of CONTROL suddenly hiring really young, apparently, but take it from a seasoned agent: you really need more to your cover story than that.