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[smartest]

Afternoon, Chief.

So this is the new headquarters. Snazzy. Don't get me wrong, Chief, there wasn't anything wrong with the old headquarters. Well. Before.

Anyway, my point is, thanks for picking me out of all your agents to get your party started. Am I right?

Not - that - this is a party. These missions are serious business. It was just a figure of speech. You know that, as an agent, I've trained myself to desire absolutely no fun on the job.

All business.

Always.

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Mind if I add you~?

[wannayiffyn]

[she reappears quite quickly, not wanting to alarm him more than necessary.]

It's okay! I'm still right here!

go for it!

[smartest]

You just turned into space.

[he'll get back to the professionalism and, well, calmness in a second.]

HAHA so professional...

[wannayiffyn]

Actually, I just acted as a window to show you space!

always.

[smartest]

[and turning into business starting right - now.]

So how long has KAOS had that technology?

oh hi

[wannayiffyn]

KAOS? Um, I don't understand...

hay gurl haaaaay.

[smartest]

Said just like a KAOS agent who's just been compromised.

hayyyyyyyyyy

[wannayiffyn]

But-- I can't be a KAOS agent, I don't even know what that means!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay again finally sorry i was at work ; A ;

[smartest]

No. See. I called your bluff. You're supposed to pull a gun on me, or -

[BUT WAIT what if she's not a KAOS agent. gears in max's head: they are moving.]

It's cool! Hi bb :D

[wannayiffyn]

[... ohhhh she frowns. HE'S NOW HAVING A FINGER WAGGED AT HIM.]

I am not a bad guy! I mean, I don't know what a KAOS agent is or anything, but the way you're acting about them makes it sound like they're the bad guys. And I'm not one! And, besides, I don't even have my rifle anymore. I think it got left with my old body when I died.

Re: It's cool! Hi bb :D

[smartest]

Okay.

Wait.

If you're not a KAOS agent.

And you have awesome tech like that -

[hold up. tie-straightening. throat-clearing. if she's from CONTROL, she's clearly a higher-up to have that kind of access, and wow he would rather not look like an idiot. so here goes: ]

Is your refrigerator running?

Re: It's cool! Hi bb :D

[wannayiffyn]

My refrigerator? I'm pretty sure it got blown up by the meteors a long time ago!

[smartest]

That's.

[...not the proper countersign. :| ]

I can't do anything with that. Did the manual change signals on me?

AND THE CONFUSION TABLES ARE TURNED

[wannayiffyn]

What manual?

OUTSTANDING JUST AS PLANNED.

[smartest]

The -

CONTROL -

manual - okay, is this some kind of test?

Why is this so much fun. I love this thread.

[wannayiffyn]

I don't know, I'm really confused right now! [:C]

because we are ridiculous tbh.

[smartest]

Me, too.

I mean, okay, I figure that since I have failed so hard on this test and you're going to tell the chief how much I suck, I might as well fess up, right? First step to getting better is admitting that you ahve a problem.

ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

[wannayiffyn]

I'm not an agent of anything, though! I'm just Jade.

YESSSSS.

[smartest]

No, no, it's okay. I've got it figured out. You don't have to be undercover anymore.

[wannayiffyn]

But I'm not undercover! I'm Jade Harley and I'm 13 and I like plants...

[smartest]

Look, I know it's a side-effect of CONTROL suddenly hiring really young, apparently, but take it from a seasoned agent: you really need more to your cover story than that.