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[kan]

Do Try To Relax
Once Youre Fully Apprised Of The Deal It Will Become Obvious How Much Of A Big One It Actually Isnt

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[kan]

Were I Pressed For A Choice
I Would Apply The Term Exasperating
Its A Small Matter Of Time Before Anxieties Leak Into Our Representations And Consequences Are Thus Reaped

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i knoww exactly howw you feel
wwell not really but im sure evventually hell fuck up an ill get it
at the vvery least wwe can admit they sure arent the smartest bunch around are they
fuckin good for nothin humans i swwear

[kan]

We Can Occasionally Admit That Without Qualm I Suppose
But The Species Cannot Be Held Fully To Answer For Its Own Shortcomings

/oh btw, I love your username

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell evven then i guess its just hard bein an inferior species
i coulda gotten wworse i guess

oh ty!!

[kan]

Precisely
Your Every Move Could Be Machinated By The Writhelords Of The Deep

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwrithelords a the deep
wwhat do you mean exactly

[kan]

Merely A Hypothetical Moment Of Caprice But It Seems My Joking Insincerity Needs More Conspicuity
Im Sure Your Player Is Completely Human

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah its kinda hard to take your shit unliteral kan
evverythin just seems really fuckin honest
no honest isnt the wword for it i guess its uh
i guess youre just not the jokin type so tryin a sift through wwhat is an isnt is just a fuckin difficulty

[He's essentially implying you're much too boring to make jokes.]

[kan]

I Know
Ive Been Working On It But As They Say While Tugging Their Apparently Overtight Throat Coverings
Its A Tough Crowd

[caligulas_aquarium]

okay that one wwas pretty good actually
i mean i didnt laugh a course but youre definitely gettin there wwith it at least

[kan]

Your Stoicism Only Strengthens My Endeavors
But If Im To Be Honest Its A Lucky Troll Who Can Draw A Laugh From Those Gills

[ She's essentially implying you're a grump. ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey noww hold on a fuckin second here i laugh plenty
its just
noone gets my sense a humor thats all

[Thinking...nope, he can't remember the last time he ever laughed actually.]

[kan]

Say Ha

[caligulas_aquarium]

[He'll try, at first making a soundless cough, a slightly odd momentary choking noise, then finally make a forced glub that sounds like he's trying to cough up something stuck in his throat.]

[kan]

You Are Now Officially The Life Of The Party

[ ok for stolen material that one still didn't go over very well ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

party
wwhat
youre not makin any fuckin sense

[kan]

Another Failed Attempt

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah clearly
i dont evven get howw that wwould be considered funny by anyone
do you evven consider your owwn shit funny or are you just
i dont evven knoww repeatin this shit in the hopes a gettin a feww laughs

[kan]

I Will Accredit Your Sudden Bitterness To Your Contempt For That Jokes Originator

[caligulas_aquarium]

you should
cause if i evver find them im gonna open up a vvocabulary index onto the page wwith humor on it an smack them in the face wwith it
cause clearly they understand jackshit a the term

[kan]

Is This A Roundabout Ashen Solicitation

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell its clear noww that youre not the only one wwho fails at humor then

[kan]

I Apologize And Will Now Register My Amusement Properly

[caligulas_aquarium]

fuckin hell kan i givve up
i think you should just stick wwith wwhat youvve been doin all this time an forget tryin a devvelop a sense a humor
itll be easier on evveryone

[kan]

Does This Mean That We Could Never Achieve Our Dream Of Fame As A Hit Comedy Duo