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[kan]

Do Try To Relax
Once Youre Fully Apprised Of The Deal It Will Become Obvious How Much Of A Big One It Actually Isnt

Comments

[kan]

Merely A Hypothetical Moment Of Caprice But It Seems My Joking Insincerity Needs More Conspicuity
Im Sure Your Player Is Completely Human

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah its kinda hard to take your shit unliteral kan
evverythin just seems really fuckin honest
no honest isnt the wword for it i guess its uh
i guess youre just not the jokin type so tryin a sift through wwhat is an isnt is just a fuckin difficulty

[He's essentially implying you're much too boring to make jokes.]

[kan]

I Know
Ive Been Working On It But As They Say While Tugging Their Apparently Overtight Throat Coverings
Its A Tough Crowd

[caligulas_aquarium]

okay that one wwas pretty good actually
i mean i didnt laugh a course but youre definitely gettin there wwith it at least

[kan]

Your Stoicism Only Strengthens My Endeavors
But If Im To Be Honest Its A Lucky Troll Who Can Draw A Laugh From Those Gills

[ She's essentially implying you're a grump. ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey noww hold on a fuckin second here i laugh plenty
its just
noone gets my sense a humor thats all

[Thinking...nope, he can't remember the last time he ever laughed actually.]

[kan]

Say Ha

[caligulas_aquarium]

[He'll try, at first making a soundless cough, a slightly odd momentary choking noise, then finally make a forced glub that sounds like he's trying to cough up something stuck in his throat.]

[kan]

You Are Now Officially The Life Of The Party

[ ok for stolen material that one still didn't go over very well ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

party
wwhat
youre not makin any fuckin sense

[kan]

Another Failed Attempt

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah clearly
i dont evven get howw that wwould be considered funny by anyone
do you evven consider your owwn shit funny or are you just
i dont evven knoww repeatin this shit in the hopes a gettin a feww laughs

[kan]

I Will Accredit Your Sudden Bitterness To Your Contempt For That Jokes Originator

[caligulas_aquarium]

you should
cause if i evver find them im gonna open up a vvocabulary index onto the page wwith humor on it an smack them in the face wwith it
cause clearly they understand jackshit a the term

[kan]

Is This A Roundabout Ashen Solicitation

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell its clear noww that youre not the only one wwho fails at humor then

[kan]

I Apologize And Will Now Register My Amusement Properly

[caligulas_aquarium]

fuckin hell kan i givve up
i think you should just stick wwith wwhat youvve been doin all this time an forget tryin a devvelop a sense a humor
itll be easier on evveryone

[kan]

Does This Mean That We Could Never Achieve Our Dream Of Fame As A Hit Comedy Duo

[caligulas_aquarium]

uh
is this another attempt on your part or did i agree to somethin wwhen i wwas clearly not payin attention

1/2

[kan]

[kan]

Okay Never Mind

[caligulas_aquarium]

kan
just
for the lovve a all the fictional deities out there
stop

[kan]

Very Well I Will Cease All Attempts Doomed To Failure
Comedy Is A Fickle Business