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[jeebies]

I do not understand this fascination you have with insults.

Why would one say "your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"?

Would that not be an honor?




What is a condom?

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yooooooha broha!

[jeebies]

Disease? From where?

Btw thanks for convincing me to pick up the big guy.

[olympic_lion]

From each other, for the most part. You know how it is with mortals, first one gets sick then that one shares the sickness with all their fellows; with all the various illnesses around, there's hardly a one who could tell who's healthy and who isn't.

[SO not going into the 'prevents unwanted pregnancies' aspect, not with his track record- not that they would've helped in his case anyway. That kind of prevention really doesn't have much of a track record against divinity, you know?]

no probs...person I don't know, hey wait, KAT

[jeebies]

[She frowns, brows furrowing.]

Oh, so then they are like masks?

Sorry, still random stranger person. Just one of those 'Oh HEY' moments, you know?

[olympic_lion]

[He really should just make this one of his official icons, shouldn't he?]

Like special masks, perhaps. They generally are see-through.

[Or colored, or ribbed, or knobbed, or flavored, or-

But you know, it's kinda hard to suggest a condom teaching session with your estranged wife. Not when you've just found each other again, right?

Right?]

((OOC: I wish I knew what happened to my reply from a few days ago! Sorry about the mix-up.))