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[jeebies]

I do not understand this fascination you have with insults.

Why would one say "your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"?

Would that not be an honor?




What is a condom?

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[oh_young_mariner]

[Dies laughing] I think my parents must have received one of those letters.

Your mun is funny.

A condom is, I'd guess you'd say, a BARRIER between a man's seed and, ah, its longed-for destination. ALSO CALLED A 'LOVE GLOVE.'

Hey there! :D

[olympic_lion]

[...Aheheheh.]

Well, it's something mortals use to protect themselves. From diseases, and the like...

[Seriously, how do you explain modern tweakings to the birds and bees to your perpetually-innocent wife?]