dear_mun | On Mun's general wish to get Angel in any game

What's the matter, Spike? Do you miss him?

Almost as little as I miss you.

Come now. Is that a way to greet old friends?

Bugger if I know. You know me. Never one for manners.

Troubles? [Enjoying your pain? Maybe a bit.]

Just ghosts from the past that'll stay away if he knows what's good for him.

[That was a very queenly snerk there.] Do they ever?

No harm in hoping.

I kinda wish I knew where he was. [Faith misses her broody BFF.]

I'm glad I don't. He'd just make things complicated.

Because he makes B get all hot under the collar in a way that you can't? [She teased.] Yeah, I can see how that could be a major factor in not wanting him around.

In a way I bloody well can. And have. And who says that's got anything to do with it? [No, that's pretty much it.]

You can have her body, but not her heart. Guess it all comes down to who's got the better deal. You or him. [Maybe Alasdair was right. She is turning into freakin' Obi-Wan.]

I do. 'Cause you're wicked predictable, man.

That's not how it is. [....it sort of is. But he's dating Buffy in one game and sometimes he can almost call it love, but he's never sure. Mostly because he still doesn't get why she'd ever love a thing like him.] Look, even if she weren't around, I wouldn't want him around either. [Mostly. Except when he does.]

[Aww well isn't that sweet and tragic!] I'd take Angel over B any day.

You can keep him. You two get along loads better than me and him ever will.

He's my best friend. [And sponsor even if technically now she's his sponsor and he's the sponsored.]

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Seeing you isn't exactly a walk in the park for me either, Spike.

Good. Least we'll both be suffering, then.

Well it's good to know that you're still an insufferable neanderthal. [It's a remark he probably shouldn't make since Spike has a sharper tongue than him but he can't help it. He deserves to at least get one dig in, right?]

[Seriously, Angel probably shouldn't have, considering the dig actually makes Spike grin wickedly.] I know it's been a while since you looked in a mirror, mate, but you've got no room to call anyone else a neanderthal. I know some ubervamps that'd be jealous of that forehead.

You're a moron, Spike. [He says before his hand shoots up to his forehead so he can lightly prod it. There's no way he has a gigantic forehead, right? ...Right!?]

[Yeah, Spike saw that. He smirks.] That hair doesn't help, sticking up like that. Just accentuates it.

At least my hair is a real color shade. [He huffs before feeling a twinge of triumph because in Angel's mind that counted as a dig.]

Not a real texture, though. Are you singlehandedly keeping hair gel companies afloat through the recession?