donnie darko + brotping her with the hulk

[neveracoward]

Do you even know where that movie is? What reason other than "the Smurf analysis" would incline you to watch it when you've totally forgotten about it up until now?

I get it. I'm blue. The Hulk is green. It was mildly amusing the first time, but marrying him? Can I trade you in for a newer model before you pick up on something just as moronic and run with it?

Blue and green don't even coordinate all that well, and they don't even make a color worth writing home about.

Quit it.

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[neveracoward]

[Yellow eyes, take warning.]

I doubt you know what it feels like to be intimidated anymore, do you.

[white_queen]

[Yellow and blue. There's another nice colour combination. Too bad there's not a Yellow Hulk for Mystique.]

The last person to truly have intimidated me was my father.

Everything after has just been one minor inconvenience after another.

I'm sure you know what I mean.

[neveracoward]

[There's lots of things that are too bad about Mystique. Baw.]

Does it keep you up at night, what happened with me and those [an airy wave of her hand, dismissive] miscreants? How I came in and fooled even you as that sweet young girl with the plump lips? Went right under your powerful radar? Did that inconvenience you late at night?

[white_queen]

Believe me, Mystique. There's only one thing that keeps me up at night, and it has absolutely nothing to do with you.

Do you really think I'm that easy to manipulate?