donnie darko + brotping her with the hulk

[neveracoward]

Do you even know where that movie is? What reason other than "the Smurf analysis" would incline you to watch it when you've totally forgotten about it up until now?

I get it. I'm blue. The Hulk is green. It was mildly amusing the first time, but marrying him? Can I trade you in for a newer model before you pick up on something just as moronic and run with it?

Blue and green don't even coordinate all that well, and they don't even make a color worth writing home about.

Quit it.

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[icanreadyourmindyes]

Christ Raven...

[ nope, you don't get tony, you get movieverse charles. 8) ]

[smashing_good_time]

...

You're the one that wanted to go to Bakerstreet. [And just so you know? If it wasn't obvious? He's blaming you for this.]

[neveracoward]

[UHM EXCUSE YOU]

...Raven?

[No. No. No no no. Never. Never ever.]

[neveracoward]

[Oh, hush. You got a trophy wife and a puppy out of the deal and she also nearly killing Bruce with a frying pan. Your life is good.]

Not me. Her. Don't compare us ever again.

[icanreadyourmindyes]

Yes, Raven.

[ blank look man. ]

[smashing_good_time]

[If Bruce dies. He dies too. You know that right?]

...

You're the one that wanted to "hang out." [Still blaming you. Either way this is your fault for trusting muns you know.]

[neveracoward]

[As if she didn't hate Charles enough for stealing her daughter...]

Ah, okay, yeah. All right. I'm not your sister, I'm not your Raven, and I don't answer to that name. Especially not from the lips of any Charlies Xavier, do you dig my jive?

[neveracoward]

[She was trying to make Bruce Hulk out! It was a pandemic!]

You do realize it goes two ways, right?

[icanreadyourmindyes]

[ Yes, he can see you hate him. But he's just going to smile disarmingly and lean against that wall. ]

Many apologies, Mystique. I never found you to be so... [ pause... thinking of the word. the one that won't get him punched because raven hits hard, this one is older and stronger so yes, she will hit harder fsdjkgfasdlfjkasgdf ] ...testy. But I am well aware you're not my Raven.

[smashing_good_time]

Yeah. It's still easier to blame you.

[Because Hulk is a douche like that.]

[neveracoward]

[Testy? Don't be jealous that she has more manly testes than you, Chuck, it's not a good look on you.]

Last I heard, you didn't have her anymore anyway, so drop the possessive pronoun shit before I put you in a chair right here and now.

[neveracoward]

The most charming Avenger, ladies and gentlemen, give him a round of applause.

[icanreadyourmindyes]

[ frowning. ]

She's still my sister, you realize. [ frowning. so much frowning. ] She may be with Erik, but that doesn't mean I don't care about her or makes the fact that we shared our childhood together any less important.

[ arms crossed. ]

You really do hate me, for what I wonder. I could find out myself... But I'd rather not. [ he's betting your mind is like a bag of cats. ]

[smashing_good_time]

Haven't been an Avenger for a long time. And don't plan on going back.

[Especially not after Iron Man and some of his other so called "friends" sent him into space to live a happy, peaceful life with no fighting or violence where he could finally be left alone and live out the rest of his days free from the troubles of the world...

...

What a bunch of tool bags.]

[white_queen]

Red and blue coordinate quite well together, and there is a Red Hulk running around these days. (Or even a Red She-Hulk, if your tastes run that way.)

Keep in mind that red and blue make purple. A dreadful colour, though why Psylocke insists on drenching herself in it, I'm sure I'll never know.

Regardless, it's certainly worth writing more about than blue-green.

[neveracoward]

[Blah blah, she's my sister, she's my this, she's my that, I'm self-important and pretend to be selfless and let me just give you this little speech about—

Oh, honey, no.]

You'd rather not? Why, I wonder. You'd rather wonder, aloud, as though you can't simply ask. Please, Charles, please hold your mutation over my head as though I have no idea what you're capable of, and we'll see how far that gets you.

[neveracoward]

[That's why they got married! It's so obvious!]

And the scourge of the Earth is totally rejoicing for that, I assure you.

[icanreadyourmindyes]

I believe I just did ask, Mystique.

[neveracoward]

[Oh, ew. Gross. Gross.]

I went my entire life without knowing that red and blue made purple, Emma, you have truly enlightened me.

[neveracoward]

I heard no question, only statements about how you felt.

I'm sorry, am I being testy again?

[white_queen]

Sarcasm, Mystique? I'm merely trying to help you find a suitable, color-coordinated match.

[neveracoward]

Aw, are you playing Cupid? Are you trying to insinuate that Psylocke and I would make a beautiful, loving, caring, and perfectly matched couple?

[white_queen]

I actually meant the Red Hulk, since evidently you enjoy them large and prone to smashing things.

I wonder what that says about you.

[smashing_good_time]

[Well yeah obviously!]

Hmph. T'place is full of superheroes now. Don't need me to handle 'em.

[Maaaan. Back in his day...]

[neveracoward]

[If he ever saw Betty looming over his bed, she'd tell him he had a nightmare. There there, buddy, she's the best friend ever!]

I know. [Her eyes bulge slightly as though she's just now realizing how many superfucks are running around.] There's too many. I should do something about that.